Naked man on I-95 creates a sensation

[Casshew]

[font=verdana,helvetica,arial,sans-serif]A masked naked man performing a lewd act Friday on the shoulder of I-95 north triggered a flurry of phone calls from passing motorists, state police said.

Shortly before 1 a.m., state trooper Cpl. David Myers drove up in his marked police cruiser to investigate the reported roadside peep show, near the service area in Newark.

As he did, the trooper realized that it wasn't exactly a mask the naked man was using as a disguise.

"He was wearing a woman's bra and panties on his head," police spokesman Capt. Tim Winstead said. "And sneakers."

According to court records, the trooper witnessed the man engaging in the lewd act before the man realized the trooper was there.

When he saw the trooper, the naked man bolted toward Chapman Road.

The uniformed trooper gave chase, "asking the naked man to please stop," court records said.

The trooper chased the man to a nearby condominium complex where he was captured - still naked. Ronald J. Krischbaum, 34, of New Castle, was charged with one count each of misdemeanor indecent exposure, lewdness and resisting arrest. He was released on $1,250 unsecured bail.

http://www.delawareonline.com/newsjournal/local/2004/07/31nakedmanoni95cr.html

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[Jeana (DP)]

Cops don't make enough money.

 

[lisad71]

It wasn't Mark Hacking was it?

 

[Yakwoman]

Yikes! This story reminded me of my mother! She's bi-polar and once, when she was manic, she took off all her clothes and walked around downtown (totally naked!) inviting people to her birthday party. Yes, it WAS her birthday that day and since she was wearing her "birthday suit" it made perfect sense to her. Geez....is it any wonder that I moved away?!?!?

 

[Sprocket]

What Cass? No photo link?

 

[Arielle]

Okay, why didn't I hear about this? I live where this occurred for goodness sake! It happened on my birthday only 3 miles from my house and I didn't know about it. I would have liked to have seen this one. It was obviously not widely reported and I'm afraid I don't read the newspaper. We don't have a TV station of our own and have to rely on Philadelphia to report news in our area. :banghead:

 

[Casshew]

What Cass? No photo link?

LOL.. I don't have one that would not get me timed out!

 

[indigomood]

 

[Casshew]

http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage38/5.GIF

I vote for the Death Penalty

P.S. is he related to Scott?

 

[findcarrie]

None of yall said how he looked. How would you rate him on a scale of 1 to 10? LOL
I'm only kidding.

 

[vicktor]

Yikes! This story reminded me of my mother! She's bi-polar and once, when she was manic, she took off all her clothes and walked around downtown (totally naked!) inviting people to her birthday party. Yes, it WAS her birthday that day and since she was wearing her "birthday suit" it made perfect sense to her. Geez....is it any wonder that I moved away?!?!?

Down the street from where I live, lives a man who is bi-polar. About 10 years ago he took off and ran down the street, naked. One of the neighbors must have seen him, and drove his car down and picked him up. The word was that he wasn't taking his medication. (true story) Old proverb: the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

 

[vicktor]

Hey, was that picture anatomically correct?

 

[indigomood]

Hey, was that picture anatomically correct?

I'm not sure, looked like he may have had three testicles!

 

[findcarrie]

Ok, maybe I should have not said anything ;-) Three testicles sounds disturbing.

 

[Yakwoman]

Down the street from where I live, lives a man who is bi-polar. About 10 years ago he took off and ran down the street, naked. One of the neighbors must have seen him, and drove his car down and picked him up. The word was that he wasn't taking his medication. (true story) Old proverb: the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Hey - are you insinuating that The Yakwoman might have a screw loose? (It's okay if you are, I just wanted to make sure). :crazy: