NH - Slippery eel-smuggling suspect caught, cops say

[JustJudy]

I am worried that the prosecution will flounder and the poachers skate on their charges but if they are convicted I think Eelcatraz is going to be the sole plaice the slippery fellows won't be able to escape because of all the barb wire.

OMC.......let minnow what happens! i hope they get the brook thrown at 'em!

 

[JustJudy]

So they were smuggling, or pirating, eels...does that make them pirates on the high seas?

irate:

...only if they were smoking seaweed

 

[JustJudy]

So they were smuggling, or pirating, eels...does that make them pirates on the high seas?

irate:

Whale, that's a possibubblety

 

[fred&edna]

Pun-free post:

No wonder eel poaching is big business!

“People were making $30,000, $40,000 a night.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/30/us/in-maine-fishing-for-tiny-eels-and-big-profits.html?_r=0


*Oops! I lied about pun-free... there's money in them thar' eels!

 

[Donjeta]

...only if they were smoking seaweed

Aye but I wouldn't recommend touching that stuff. People often get hallucinations and disturbed breams and the herring loss can last for days.

 

[fred&edna]

Aye but I wouldn't recommend touching that stuff. People often get hallucinations and disturbed breams and the herring loss can last for days.

The herring loss is bad... and then there's flatulence, too

http://video.nationalgeographic.com/video/animals/fish-animals/bony-fish/herring/

Worse than puffers, I've heard

And, Robin Leech experienced the hallucinations and described them as, "Champagne fishes and caviar dreams"

 

[Justiceforever]

 

[Justiceforever]

Bad joke eel is making this way too easy for me.

 

[Donjeta]

Bad joke eel is making this way too easy for me.

Some of his jokes are pretty bad but others are betta.

 

[fred&edna]

I'm not a huge country music fan, but didn't Codway Twitty sing "Hello, Marlin"?

 

[JustJudy]

I'm not a huge country music fan, but didn't Codway Twitty sing "Hello, Marlin"?

Pun-free post: (we all get one, JF said)
lol....., that was hysterical!...so punny!

:sumo: Time to pull out my secret weapon!

 

[JustJudy]

Courtesy of: http://m.quickmeme.com/meme/3r664r/

 

[Justiceforever]

I'm laughing so hard, I pulled a mussle! :floorlaugh:

 

[fred&edna]

Courtesy of: http://m.quickmeme.com/meme/3r664r/

Okay, whisker us away with catfish jokes... I'm prepared to be fishbowled over!

 

[fred&edna]

Some of his jokes are pretty bad but others are betta.

No joke, I had a friend who had a betta fish, she named it "Alpha".

All my friends are required to have a sense of humor.

 

[JustJudy]

Okay, whisker us away with catfish jokes... I'm prepared to be fishbowled over!

Uhhh...I possibly overestimated my catfish joke abilities. :blushing: Turns out, however, the rescued smuggled eels are musicians in an orca-stra; they're shrimply the best! :boohoo::boohoo::boohoo::boohoo::boohoo:

 

[JustJudy]

Okay, whisker us away with catfish jokes... I'm prepared to be fishbowled over!

Oh, Cod. That was eely bad. I bait this thread doesn't last much longer.

 

[fred&edna]

Oh, Cod. That was eely bad. I bait this thread doesn't last much longer.

I know... it was carp.

I have a sense of humor but it's not always known as a good one. :nuts:

 

[Justiceforever]

This Muskie one of best threads (aside from the seven ft head thread and the airhead thread) ever!

 

[JustJudy]

I know... it was carp.

I have a sense of humor but it's not always known as a good one. :nuts:

Nah, ur great, I was just squidding around...we're not really floundering. lease:

Maybe we just need a porpoise like with the "7foot Giant Floating Head." I guess things just naturally ebb & flow...the roed to fine literature is always a bit orange roughy.