NH - Slippery eel-smuggling suspect caught, cops say

[Justiceforever]

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You guys/gals are great!

 

[wfgodot]

Pun possibilities may lurk here:

Led Zeppelin just said no to Bill Clinton's plea - Websleuths Crime Sleuthing Community

 

[JustJudy]

Before becoming a criminal eel poacher, one of those guys was a med student... he was studying to become a sturgeon.

To those who ask why we make these silly puns and one liners, we shall reply (all together now, folks)... "Just for the halibut"

"Before he became a CRIMINAL eel poacher..."

Fred? (If I may call you "Fred") What other kind of eel poachers are there?

:slap:​

 

[TrackerSam]

I apologize, Trident. (I found this pic & I just HAD to use it.)

Now she has her own groupers.

 

[TrackerSam]

Nah, ur great, I was just squidding around...we're not really floundering. lease:

Maybe we just need a porpoise like with the "7foot Giant Floating Head." I guess things just naturally ebb & flow...the roed to fine literature is always a bit orange roughy.

Time to manatee up people.

 

[JustJudy]

Time to manatee up people.

lol...! I got nothin'. Carry on, if you will, til I REEFind my wit :-/

 

[fred&edna]

"Before he became a CRIMINAL eel poacher..."

Fred? (If I may call you "Fred") What other kind of eel poachers are there?

:slap:​

Whelk, let me see... :lookingitup: there could be "alleged" eel poachers or there could be "suspected" eel poachers.

Oh and btw the other eel poacher was into astronomy... he studied starfish. Both were into astrology... Pisces, of course.

'Sure you can call me Fred but most of my WS pals call me "Fredna"

 

[JustJudy]

Whelk, let me see... :lookingitup: there could be "alleged" eel poachers or there could be "suspected" eel poachers.

Oh and btw the other eel poacher was into astronomy... he studied starfish. Both were into astrology... Pisces, of course.

Uh huh, sure....:findinglink: ...and I suppose there could also be "former" eel poachers and "ferris wheel" poachers and "what a deel" poachers and "cockateel" poachers...no wait...that one belongs in our aviary thread.

 

[JustJudy]

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You guys/gals are great!

This buoy/gill is a little shellfish cuz I can't think of any way to pun "piranha" and I can't think of a caption for this photo:

 

[TrackerSam]

This buoy/gill is a little shellfish cuz I can't think of any way to pun "piranha" and I can't think of a caption for this photo:

She's a mare-inner. Seabiscuit by name.

 

[TrackerSam]

She's a mare-inner. Seabiscuit by name.

Mariner.

 

[fred&edna]

This buoy/gill is a little shellfish cuz I can't think of any way to pun "piranha" and I can't think of a caption for this photo:

Are you sure that's not Man-O-Wharf or SEAttle Slew?

 

[TrackerSam]

Whew. Had me worried there. Mare- inner sat there all day. Should have said marelin.

 

[TrackerSam]

Are you sure that's not Man-O-Wharf or SEAttle Slew?

Owned by Ryan Seacrest?

 

[TrackerSam]

lol...! I got nothin'. Carry on, if you will, til I REEFind my wit :-/

When you reefind it, calamari on the phone or eel mail me. Well bouys and gulls, gotta scallop along now.

 

[TrackerSam]

Are you sure that's not Man-O-Wharf or SEAttle Slew?

After a race she smells kinda muskie. I bet 2 sand dollars on her and won a kewpie dollphin.

 

[TrackerSam]

So, a pirate walks into a bar with a steering helm shoved down the front of his pants.....
Bartender asks "Doesn't that bother you?"
Pirate: "Yar......it's driving me nuts".

Sorry :blushing:

 

[JustJudy]

:floorlaugh:h

When you reefind it, calamari on the phone or eel mail me. Well bouys and gulls, gotta scallop along now.

:floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

 

[Justiceforever]

I'm just pickled herring all these jokes!

 

[TrackerSam]

How many posts do we need? 250? I"m urchin you all chums to continue.
I'll beta we can make it. But I've been crabby all day. Went to work google eyed.