NM - Man seeks to identify pooping jogger

[margarita25]

Approach Suspect with Caution---May Have a Bomb.

 

[margarita25]

Something really smells in this case...

 

[margarita25]

I hope that LE is paying their sniffer hounds danger pay.

I'm sure most dogs will take this job for free since they love sniffing butts so much!

:beagle:

 

[Dewey2Me1MoThyme]

I think we found her

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ixbafifPlo"]Funny lady pooping at store! - YouTube[/ame]

 

[margarita25]

I think we found her

Funny lady pooping at store! - YouTube

I guess when you gotta go, you gotta go!

 

[fred&edna]

Suspect may be accompanied by pet TURDtle named "Stinky". LE is adding poopatrator to top of their doo-doo list, and they are warning hospitals to notify them of any patients suffering a rare case of myocardial infartion.

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

All this talk about the pooping runner is reminding me that I have to do "Doggie Poop Patrol" in our backyard... :facepalm:

Maybe that should be the running pooper's consequence when she is caught...
:scale:


Doggie Poop Patrol in the poor man's yard for life? :jail:

 

[T4Tide]

I get pooped when I run, too.


Maybe he can run a lost turd ad in the local paper?


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[Dewey2Me1MoThyme]

What's the latest scoop on the poop?

 

[margarita25]

:floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

 

[margarita25]

Any movement in this case?

(Get it, bowel movement? Haha)
:floorlaugh:

 

[Lupie43]

You all are killing me. I'm sitting here alone laughing hysterically.
:floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

 

[Dewey2Me1MoThyme]

Any movement in this case?

(Get it, bowel movement? Haha)
:floorlaugh:

:floorlaugh: Yes there is, everyone is moving, the block smells like ..... well you know! :floorlaugh:

 

[margarita25]

:floorlaugh: Yes there is, everyone is moving, the block smells like ..... well you know! :floorlaugh:

:floorlaugh:

(Trying to think of something witty :waitasec: )

 

[margarita25]

oh my goodness, just saw the tags here...
"fecal distribution?"

:floorlaugh:

 

[T4Tide]

Who let the turds out? Poo...poo, poo, poo... poo....

Who let the turds out? Poo...poo, poo, poo...poo...

 

[bessie]

MULTIPLE TIMES?!?!

:floorlaugh:

 

[margarita25]

I wonder if they have a thumb print of her butt hole on file?

Will they need a warrant to collect a stool sample in this case? Wonder if they'll get a hit via POOPIS.

 

[margarita25]

Wonder if the suspect will receive impoonity...

 

[margarita25]

From the latest MSM article:

Stool Sample May Offer New Clues in Pooping Jogger Case

"There is new information in the case of the pooping jogger. It has been determined that the suspect had corn for dinner."