NM - Man seeks to identify pooping jogger

[TrackerSam]

This is definitely a classic case of Whodungit!

No one knows squat.

 

[margarita25]

Man, is it just me, or this thread taking forever to load?

:biggrin:

 

[margarita25]

"Dog poop links man to car burglary"

http://www.myfoxaustin.com/story/24421508/dog-poop-links-man-to-car-burglary


:biggrin:

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

Trying to give this perp a benefit of a doubt...

maybe she was just trying to use a flower "pot" to do her bidness?

:spring:

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

Man, is it just me, or this thread taking forever to load?

:biggrin:

Yes it is...

Maybe it would help if we just "jiggle the handle"...?

:waitasec:

 

[mitzi]

I can't believe there are 9 pages of this! Everytime I see there is a new post, I come here and read it. You all give me my chuckle for the day! I take off my hat to you!

 

[Donjeta]

Maybe she had a case of poophoria.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...-science-going-bathroom-like-orgasm-some.html

 

[margarita25]

Maybe she had a case of poophoria.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...-science-going-bathroom-like-orgasm-some.html

:floorlaugh: :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh:

Great find Donjeta!!!!!!!!!!! I wonder if its related! :biggrin:

 

[Peliman]

This should be easy to solve, she had to leave skid marks. Look for the trace evidence.

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

I don't think we have seen traces of the Femme Fecale recently...

Maybe she offends only on "special" days and holidays...

Like her "anus-versary".....:gift:

(Kind of makes you wonder what would be in that present from Mrs. Fecale to Mr. Fecale on their anniversary... Doesn't it... ?!? )

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

Maybe she had a case of poophoria.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...-science-going-bathroom-like-orgasm-some.html

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS!...THIS!

This is why I joined WS...

To find out about Poophoria!

:laughcry:

 

[TrackerSam]

Maybe she had a case of poophoria.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...-science-going-bathroom-like-orgasm-some.html

Definitely a case of $hit and run.

 

[zwiebel]

Can I add this naked jogger to your pooping one? I'm afraid she'll get cold and lonely in a thread alone.

She was running down a busy London street, naked as you please, totally unconcerned, and was videoed by someone passing on a big red bus.

Lol, the video maker also mentioned a '70s rug' and I spent some time peering and thinking 'I don't see any carpet' before I finally got there....Jogger was apprehended by British police constables, who decided to take no action.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...COMPLETELY-NAKED-busy-London-high-street.html

Pic is so blurry, it isn't rude, don't worry!

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

Maybe the pooping jogger and the nekkid jogger were just trying to shed some weight?

:waitasec:

 

[AlwaysShocked]

I needed some relief and a laugh after spending too much time at the Pistorius trial and the airliner disappearance threads, so thought I'd stop over to see if there were any poop updates!

No pooping, but the naked jogger was funny..... maybe she got too overheated and decided to shed her clothing along the way?

But in honor of the pooping stories, I found this. Turns out runners poop a lot. Who knew?
http://jezebel.com/i-pooped-myself-while-running-a-marathon-and-lived-to-t-1522441051

 

[margarita25]

Can I add this naked jogger to your pooping one? I'm afraid she'll get cold and lonely in a thread alone.

She was running down a busy London street, naked as you please, totally unconcerned, and was videoed by someone passing on a big red bus.

Lol, the video maker also mentioned a '70s rug' and I spent some time peering and thinking 'I don't see any carpet' before I finally got there....Jogger was apprehended by British police constables, who decided to take no action.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...COMPLETELY-NAKED-busy-London-high-street.html

Pic is so blurry, it isn't rude, don't worry!

:floorlaugh:

 

[tlcya]

SO my question is this?

When did poop banditry become en vogue? It is apparently a phenomenon

poop bandit
An unknown individual who sh**s mysteriously in odd places and never takes credit for it. The sh** may be found anywhere except in a toilet. The poop bandit may strike at any time in any place. He does not discriminate against race, ethnicity, or gender. He only discriminates against toilets.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poop bandit

Utah Valley University Has A 'Poop Bandit,' Student Newspaper Editor Issues Challenge

Students at Utah Valley University say a so-called "Poop Bandit" is starting ***** by spreading feces on bathroom mirrors.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/14/utah-valley-university-poop-bandit_n_2132341.html

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0rvvFsBMyw"]"Poop Bandit" hits Utah Valley University! - YouTube[/ame]

There’s A Crazy Poop Bandit On The Loose At Yale

Poop bandits can strike anywhere, at any time — from the shared bathrooms of your office building, to campus of Yale. According to the The Yale Daily News, someone who goes by the moniker “Yale Poopetrator” has been going number one and number two in unattended dryers and, on Friday at 3:35 a.m., sent out an anonymous email alerting the student body to his/her latest act of poop banditry

http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-10-04/theres-a-crazy-poop-bandit-on-the-loose-at-yale/

That's when things got nasty. A security video showed that Harris "defecated in his shorts, reached into his shorts and fling feces all over the pool," then grabbed more *****, swam to the bottom of the pool, and smeared a giant poopy X.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2010/08/poop_bandits_arrested_for_defi.php

POOPING BANDIT STRIKES MINNESOTA HOMELAND!

A defecating terrorist invaded the heart of American democracy on Sunday and literally crapped all over it. St. Paul police reported that a *****monger breached the defenses of the mighty Minnesota Homeland Security and Emergency Management building and pooped in several rooms before prancing off into the night.

Read more at http://wonkette.com/370278/pooping-bandit-strikes-minnesota-homeland#21P0P7vzfGtRWccX.99

So I guess my question is, how, as Websleuths, were we so blissfully unaware for so very long that this was an alarming trend and IMO a growing national concern??

 

[TrackerSam]

Police hunting 'mystery pooper' defecating on park slides

Who has been defecating on children's slides in Ypsilanti’s Prospect Park for the past five to six months?

http://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/index.ssf/2014/04/mystery_pooper_defecating_on_p.html

They wanted to see if it would slide.

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

Police hunting 'mystery pooper' defecating on park slides

Who has been defecating on children's slides in Ypsilanti’s Prospect Park for the past five to six months?

http://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/index.ssf/2014/04/mystery_pooper_defecating_on_p.html

They wanted to see if it would slide.

Maybe s/he thought it was an "unloading" zone? :waitasec:

 

[TrackerSam]

Maybe s/he thought it was an "unloading" zone? :waitasec:

There was a sand box.