NM - Man seeks to identify pooping jogger

[IHAVENOCLUE]

Imagine losing your political career over it being revealed that one is a "poop flinger"! That's just sad.

Especially if it is written up in history books!

:giggle:

 

[tlcya]

an oldie but a poopy . . .

Oregon State Police trooper Paul Donovan and Lakeview Police Chief Dennis Ross wore protective gloves and opened the envelope at the Emergency Services Building. Inside the envelope was a plastic bag containing a money order made out to Lake County Circuit Court for $350 and a "brown pasty substance."

During the trial, it was noted that everyone who came in contact with the envelope testified there was no doubt the envelope was half full of feces.

http://www.heraldandnews.com/article_9b69eb78-acc6-57c1-9cde-22a21aa4e8f0.html?mode=jqm

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

http://nation.foxnews.com/2014/06/25/epa-employees-told-stop-pooping-hallway

EPA EMPLOYEES TOLD TO STOP POOPING IN THE HALLWAY

(More at link above...)

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Is the EPA trying to "eliminate" "wasteful" practices?

:waitasec:

 

[tlcya]

I knew someone would have brought this story over here

In a staff email earlier this year, Deputy Regional Administrator Howard Cantor warned of "several" inappropriate bathroom "incidents" in the building, including paper towel-clogged toilets and "an individual placing feces in the hallway" outside the restroom.

"Management is taking this situation very seriously and will take whatever actions are necessary to identify and prosecute these individuals," Cantor wrote in his email, asking any employee with knowledge of the individual's identity to notify management.

In addressing the issue, EPA management consulted with workplace violence specialist John Nicoletti, who called the behavior "very dangerous" and warned that the perpetrators would "probably escalate" their behavior, according to GovExec.

from the huffpo link above

 

[Linda7NJ]

I knew someone would have brought this story over here

In a staff email earlier this year, Deputy Regional Administrator Howard Cantor warned of "several" inappropriate bathroom "incidents" in the building, including paper towel-clogged toilets and "an individual placing feces in the hallway" outside the restroom.

"Management is taking this situation very seriously and will take whatever actions are necessary to identify and prosecute these individuals," Cantor wrote in his email, asking any employee with knowledge of the individual's identity to notify management.

In addressing the issue, EPA management consulted with workplace violence specialist John Nicoletti, who called the behavior "very dangerous" and warned that the perpetrators would "probably escalate" their behavior, according to GovExec.

from the huffpo link above

Years ago, I worked for Sony Music ...we had a "Pooper"
It was very disturbing considering the level of professionals employed there.

It started with feces in the middle of the men's room floor and progressed to smearing.

There was so much concern, security was ramped up to even a higher level and more cameras.
We already had card & key pad codes to only access what we had clearance for, tons of cameras, inside and out, a team of security guards.
If going from one area to another, had to call for a security escort.

Never did catch him.




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[IHAVENOCLUE]

Years ago, I worked for Sony Music ...we had a "Pooper"
It was very disturbing considering the level of professionals employed there.

It started with feces in the middle of the men's room floor and progressed to smearing.

There was so much concern, security was ramped up to even a higher level and more cameras.
We already had card & key pad codes to only access what we had clearance for, tons of cameras, inside and out, a team of security guards.
If going from one area to another, had to call for a security escort.

Never did catch him.




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It guess they decided not to use DNA evidence to catch the perp?

 

[tlcya]

yes, why are they NOT using DNA to catch these poopetrators???

 

[Linda7NJ]

yes, why are they NOT using DNA to catch these poopetrators???

Have to have someone to match it with.


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[IHAVENOCLUE]

Have to have someone to match it with.


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Good point...

what about butt prints? :behind:

 

[margarita25]

( Trying to think of something $hitty, I mean witty...:waitasec: )

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

( Trying to think of something $hitty, I mean witty...:waitasec: )

I know how you feel...

I'm so "anal" that I can't let a good poop witticism "pass", either...

:giggle:

 

[zwiebel]

A dog (owner?) pooping problem in Spain has been solved - someone invented a cute, town toilet machine! It even includes a water fountain too.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jul/02/spanish-town-dog-toilet

Lol, the little dog just looks astounded!

 

[zwiebel]

This Rogue River Police tweet deserves a place here - the suspect told them, "Don't put you hand in there, it's full of poop."

When they asked what kind, he said, "Dog and human."

I don't know what the full story is, but looking at the bag in the picture, it doesn't look like it was poop he had in there....

https://mobile.twitter.com/rogueriverpd/status/487500669239037952/photo/1

 

[tlcya]

This Rogue River Police tweet deserves a place here - the suspect told them, "Don't put you hand in there, it's full of poop."

When they asked what kind, he said, "Dog and human."

I don't know what the full story is, but looking at the bag in the picture, it doesn't look like it was poop he had in there....

https://mobile.twitter.com/rogueriverpd/status/487500669239037952/photo/1

Those appear to be logs of another sort

 

[zwiebel]

It's an old story, but fully deserving of a place in this thread, I think.

'A would-be mugger made off with something more malodorous than money Thursday morning, police said......'

http://www.santacruzsentinel.com/localnews/ci_19608752

 

[tlcya]

I love the fact that they used the word malodorous!

 

[AlwaysShocked]

The Two Statues


In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years.
Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." And with that command, the statues came to life.

The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping.

After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?"

The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"

Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'LL poop on it's head!"

 

[zwiebel]

'Police are hunting for a woman who defecated on a train platform'

'The woman disembarked the train at 9.45pm and relieved herself on the platform, leaving station staff to clean up her mess.'

She was wearing a T-shirt saying, Fresh Love. Lol!

http://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/british-transport-police-want-find-7692522

 

[T4Tide]

I'm pretty sure I will never start another thread as impressive and entertaining as this one.

 

[tlcya]

Nope, me either T4Tide, but the laughs in this thread are in part what inspired my recent blog about poo so I must settle for that I suppose.