NM - Man seeks to identify pooping jogger

[STANDREID]

She was wearing a T-shirt saying, Fresh Love. Lol!

I don't think "Fresh Love" equals steaming pile.

 

[tlcya]

fresh loaf maybe . . .

 

[margarita25]

fresh loaf maybe . . .

:facepalm: :biggrin:

 

[tlcya]

hey, when the door stands wide open one is compelled to walk, may run through it!

 

[margarita25]

 

[margarita25]

http://www.kptv.com/story/22881726/man-wants-jogger-to-stop-pooping-on-his-property


"A man wants to identify a woman he caught on camera multiple times defecating next to his home during her morning jog.

It was Easter Sunday, and a young woman was on her morning run. She made a turn, jogging towards an alley. Then a security camera catches her.

"Drops her pants, lets go, puts her shorts back up, without any wipe, nothing else," said the man who lives at the home, who didn't want his face on camera and wanted to be called Bobby."


lol @ "malicious fecal distribution"

More and video at link.

http://gawker.com/new-mexico-jogger-repeatedly-poops-on-mans-home-831596651

“[Then] she drops her pants and let's go and pulls her shorts up without wiping or anything,” the man said. “She's come back multiple times.

The man, worried police wouldn't take him seriously, turned to New Mexico ABC-affiliate KOAT for help. While he's not ready to call the cops quite yet, the man said he's not above low-grade vigilantism.

“If it happens again, I'm going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, 'Bad human!'” he said."

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

View attachment 59945

http://gawker.com/new-mexico-jogger-repeatedly-poops-on-mans-home-831596651

“[Then] she drops her pants and let's go and pulls her shorts up without wiping or anything,” the man said. “She's come back multiple times.

The man, worried police wouldn't take him seriously, turned to New Mexico ABC-affiliate KOAT for help. While he's not ready to call the cops quite yet, the man said he's not above low-grade vigilantism.

“If it happens again, I'm going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, 'Bad human!'” he said."

I bet when she is caught... She will consider herself a rectum.... Ahem... A victim...

:no:

 

[margarita25]

I bet when she is caught... She will consider herself a rectum.... Ahem... A victim...

:no:

She most definitely will claim to have gotten the shart, I mean short end of the stick!

:giggle:

 

[margarita25]

According to the following article, pooping in public is a Bl C Misdemeanor:

http://www.wnd.com/2014/02/scoop-on-the-poop-homeless-unload-on-liberal-mecca/

:behind:

 

[margarita25]

Who sharted?

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

According to the following article, pooping in public is a Bl C Misdemeanor:

http://www.wnd.com/2014/02/scoop-on-the-poop-homeless-unload-on-liberal-mecca/

:behind:

:busted: :behind: :busted:

 

[margarita25]

qmfr:

Who sharted?

Whoever smelled it dealt it!

 

[margarita25]

qmfr:

qmfr:


Whoever smelled it dealt it!

No, whoever said the rhyme did the crime!

(I guess that makes it me either way)

:facepalm:

 

[PrimeSuspect]

This thread is hilarious. :floorlaugh:

 

[zwiebel]

This thread's bringing back memories.

Many, many, years ago, my first visit to Spain. Young me and my young friends decide to take a country walk. It really wasn't wise at that time. There were beach resorts, and agricultural land - and nothing inbetween then.

Spotting a pitch black field that stood between us and our route back to hotel, friends nominated me to cross. So off I went. My feet - in flip flops - immediately broke through the one inch crust of heat-dried dried cow manure, to the 6 inches of liquid poo beneath.

On the way back to the hotel, a horrible Spanish man lurking in the woods got out his thing and waved it at us. My friends all ran but I was slipping in the cow poo in my shoes. He didn't follow, luckily. I probably smelt too bad. Plus, I threw a flip flop at him. But now I'm walking with one pooey, shoeless foot on Spanish thorns - the landscape's kinda like the CA desert.

I tried to rinse my feet with lemonade (only liquid we had) before re-entering the hotel. Too embarrassed to get the elevator, I slip-slopped up six flights of emergency stairs to get back to my room. And managed to meet five people on the journey, with cow poo halfway up my shins.

Trying to be careful not to mess up the shower, I wiped the poo with paper - and blocked the toilet. Plumbing was pretty poor in Spain then. I tried to explain it to the janitor, but it all got lost in translation.

I only mention this as I'm travelling back to the same place in Spain for the first time in 30 years, next month. Hope they don't remember me as that poop tourist!

 

[zwiebel]

Just wanted to add, I got a direct hit with my pooey flip flop, slap bang in the middle of the forehead of the man waving his whatsit about. That'll teach him.

 

[PrimeSuspect]

Thanks for sharing Z :floorlaugh:

What a holiday, went from a lovely country walk in the Spanish countryside to a Mr Bean episode, awww, so sorry Z, it must have been awful.

It's funny how we can look back and laugh, but at the time it's all so gross and embarrassing. I hope that creepy flasher fell headfirst into a huge sloppy cow pat. haha

Enjoy your trip back to Spain, must be lovely there this time of year.

 

[PrimeSuspect]

Just wanted to add, I got a direct hit with my pooey flip flop, slap bang in the middle of the forehead of the man waving his whatsit about. That'll teach him.

haha wonderful!!! :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh:

 

[AlwaysShocked]

Sometimes we just have no idea of the importance of poop! I would have never guessed that it had anything to do with the 2012 Secret Service prostitution scandal - but it apparently did:


"They don’t have a spotless record, however. In April 2012, Secret Service agents on a presidential trip to Cartagena, Colombia, reportedly allowed the dogs to defecate on the property of the Hotel Caribe, near the hotel manager’s room — angering the staff.

The friction helped persuade the hotel management to intervene later in the trip after a late-night altercation in a hotel hallway between a Secret Service supervisor and a local prostitute who accused him of not paying her. The resulting scandal cost 10 Secret Service members their jobs and has been one of the most embarrassing episodes for the agency in recent years."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/polit...ece3f4-5ac3-11e4-b812-38518ae74c67_story.html

 

[margarita25]

Have any suspects been eliminated?


("If you are experiencing pain or discomfort during your bowel movements and are ... will help you learn more about possible causes of your elimination problems.
http://familydoctor.org/familydoctor/en/health-tools/search-by-symptom/elimination-problems.html )