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O.J. ready to marry pen pal in prison?
Fri Jul 09,2010 11:00 AM ET By Rick Chandler
O.J. Simpson is, apparently, planning to get married in prison. Hmm, I wonder if he'll invite that Aryan gang that wanted to off him? It's always a problem figuring out what to get O.J. for a wedding gift, I know. Added to the dilemma is the fact that he's getting hitched to someone he has never actually met in person. It's a prison pen-pal, according to a magazine called the Globe, and she's sent him pictures. The Globe claims that the woman looks like the late Nicole Brown Simpson. I would expect nothing less creepy from such a story.
According to The Globe, the former football player fell for the "young blonde" called Anna despite never meeting her in person.
"They've been writing to each other for a while now," a source said.
"She sent him her photo, and he just flipped for her."
In case you haven't been keeping up with his exploits at the Lovelock Correctional Center in Lovelock, Nevada (here it is in possibly the least helpful Google Map image I've ever seen), O.J. in recent months has been bored out of his mind, has taken up baseball, and is being treated like royalty by a posse of transsexuals.
He's doing a minimum hitch of nine years for armed robbery and kidnapping in an ill-conceived sports memorabilia heist.
This is based on a report from the Globe so I'm taking it with a grain of salt. If anyone can get confirmation, one way or the other, from a reputable source it would be cool.
I do find it semi-believable because this wouldn't be the first time a woman has married an inmate and if it's true she looks like NBS then it would make a lot of sense. JMO
Gift ideas;
Steak Knives
Bruno Magli shoes
Leather Gloves
A gift certificate for legal help
Psychiatric Evaluation for the bride
Anyone got any more?
One more thing; LOVELOCK? :waitasec: