NY - Seven-foot-tall head found floating in Hudson

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Uh oh....are we all just a bunch of callous numbskulls? What if the "7 foot head floating down the Hudson" was actually the victim of a heinous crime?

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When we stand the truth on its head we generally fail to notice that our head is not standing where it should be standing either.-- Friedrich Nietzsche
 
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Touching headline: $100,000 has been raised so the head can participate in one of Cleveland Clinic's world reknown body regeneration facilities.

Pictured: satisfied customers in one of the clinic's 12 body regen petri dishes.

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Whew! Sometimes a pun just hurts so good.
fred and edna, De Milo up in arms...
I think I snorted the lining of my sinuses out my left nostril.
scuse me while I go stuff it back in.
 
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DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING???


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DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING???


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ROTFLMAO! I thought for sure this head thread would be dead by now...apparently it's gaining traction!
 
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Keep going! At the 200th post, I received my thread-starter #WSmeritbadge #eaglescouts. At 250, I get ice cream!
 
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Keep going! At the 200th post, I received my thread-starter #WSmeritbadge #eaglescouts. At 250, I get ice cream!

Ice cream?! You might have to start a SPOONERISMS thread!
 
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I did one today (which has sunk beneath the waves) about cannibalism in the Jamestown colony, but probably it would be in bad TASTE to spin puns under that sort of thread title.
 
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I know this this head is head-ing to fame. You see the head is like the cowardly Lion in the wizard of OZ! NO HEART!!!

In fact, this week the head was on a "very special edition" of Dancing With the Stars."
 
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I did one today (which has sunk beneath the waves) about cannibalism in the Jamestown colony, but probably it would be in bad TASTE to spin puns under that sort of thread title.


Most people don't have a palate for it.
 
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In fact, this week the head was on a "very special edition" of Dancing With the Stars."

Oooh... I bet that was exciting to watch. I mean, one wrong twist and the head could end up in a neckle brace for life.
 
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and scrambled legs.


:scared: Oh no Judy, it's just us... there's no one to stop us!

You may have to carry on without me for a while....hafta go to work. (and you guessed it, I'm the head cashier at a wig shop)
 
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Do you have a link for that?
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Do you have Got-My-Block-Knocked-Off-Cuz-I'm-A-Smarty-Pants Insurance? Oh wait, you mean for the petri dish pic....I thought u meant the dancing with the stars thingy. Am at work......later.




(That's how they talk late at nite on these threads, sorry:seeya:)
 
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There is talk of doing reconstructive surgery on the Hudson head. He has been placed on the list for a nose and chin transplant. Some donor candidates being considered....

Chin...

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