OR Van tethered to stump down by river

[wfgodot]

Headline material. Any absurdisms from your neck of the woods? Please list below, discuss, etc. etc.

County: Van down by the river tethered to stump (kmtr.com)

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"I am absolutely disgusted; cannot believe what is going on here," Greg Wilemon said of a van surrounded by a heap of belongings along the Willamette River.
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the rest of this tale at link, with video, no less

 

[wfgodot]

This story definitely needs an enlivening soundtrack:

[video=youtu;j6PsBm4VeJQ]http://youtu.be/j6PsBm4VeJQ[/video]

Much more exciting a narrative than "Down by the river / I tethered my van to a stump."

 

[ZooSleuth]

[video=youtube;3nhgfjrKi0o]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nhgfjrKi0o[/video]