Paris Hilton...what in the heck....

[tybee204]

Sand in the hoo haa can chafe like crazy.

 

[IdahoMom]

Sand in the hoo haa can chafe like crazy.

I remember the sensation from my bodysurfing days!

 

[Lauren]

Having small breasts isn't the worst, but here last week I was taking my son for a Dr.'s appointment. We could not remember what floor it was on. So we were asking each other Is it the 3rd or 4th? The mailman instead of asking me which Dr? Looks right at me and asks me are you looking for the breast clinic? All my kids started laughing then I lost it. I had a sweater, and coat and scarf on too. I was on the floor almost dying. Poor mailman just got off on whatever floor it opened to. Maybe you had to be there, but it was funny.


As for Paris she is just gross. Famous for nothing. I was watching an E show yesterday. She makes, get this up to $200,000 for just showing up @ a club and staying 20 minutes to an hour. I kept thinking where do I apply, I got small . I think her belly has a piercing, but who knows. She is really nasty. I also cannot stand her hair. Stick with short hair or wear your extensions. It's not like we can tell. Plus her dumping men (boys) and that sex tape let's all say SICK together!:twocents:

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[NewMom2003]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

My guess would be tending to the crabs.... :innocent:

I think Paris Hilton is disgusting. :sick:

 

[PaperDoll]

I know that there are waterproof vibrators on the market... :blushing: hum, maybe...just maybe??

 

[kato]

That's what I mean. They're missing.

Duh on me. Sometimes I don't catch the tongue in cheek comments.

 

[Lauren]

I know that there are waterproof vibrators on the market... :blushing: hum, maybe...just maybe??

Now that is funny. Good post Paperdoll!

Thanks for reading my post:blowkiss:

 

[lynie]

Having small breasts isn't the worst, but here last week I was taking my son for a Dr.'s appointment. We could not remember what floor it was on. So we were asking each other Is it the 3rd or 4th? The mailman instead of asking me which Dr? Looks right at me and asks me are you looking for the breast clinic? All my kids started laughing then I lost it. I had a sweater, and coat and scarf on too. I was on the floor almost dying. Poor mailman just got off on whatever floor it opened to. Maybe you had to be there, but it was funny.

OMG...that is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time! My kids would be cracking up as well, and never let me forget it!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Thanks for sharing!

lynie

 

[Stan]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I know that there are waterproof vibrators on the market... :blushing: hum, maybe...just maybe??

...That's where I would have gone with this too PaperDoll!!! Or maybe a roving finger!!! :woohoo: My second guess would have been the :laugh: "sand in the pumpkin patch" theory that was mentioned!! That cracked me up, I'm still rollin'!! :crazy: :crazy:

 

[Mabel]

I am HOPEFUL that she is carrying a little bag that matches her bathing suit and is putting shells in it!!!

Can't be a pouch, you wouldn't see her fingers behind it.

Maybe she's looking for a missing lifeguard?

 

[vanillasky]

Looks like she got some sand in her pumpkin patch. That was an overshare wasn't it?



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[BrendaStar]

Nasty picture. Maybe she got her period? Or is putting in a dildo?

 

[Jeana (DP)]

Maybe that's where she keeps her cell phone? :waitasec: :waitasec:

 

[dancingdaisy]

anyone ever saw The Hot Chick? maybe that's where she keeps her weed.

 

[indigomood]

Maybe she is tossing the one bean salad?

 

[englishleigh]

Knowing Paris, she probably knew her picture was being taken and did it for the shock value she knew it would have. :doh:

 

[NewMom2003]

I know that there are waterproof vibrators on the market... :blushing: hum, maybe...just maybe??

And how would you know that PaperDoll???? :waitasec:

 

[bakerprune64]

Maybe she is tossing the one bean salad?

:laugh: That is too funny!

 

[PaperDoll]

And how would you know that PaperDoll???? :waitasec:

um :blushing: .. I have a blue one... hehe dolphin shaped.. :crazy:

 

[Lauren]

Maybe that's where she keeps her cell phone? :waitasec: :waitasec:

What kind of heiress would she be without her cell phone?Lord knows her lips were moving. :doh:

I should be punished I even agree!:slap:



Thank you for reading my post(although this one crosses the line!):slap: