Police Called Over Boyfriend Passing Gas

[Ausgirl]

Ahaha. I just read the thread title and thought - "How many times have I wanted to do that?"

I bet the cops were laughing all the way back to the station.

Good on the neighbour who called, though - they weren't to know nothing was wrong, and it's great they were actually concerned. How embarrassing for them though, "Oh no - it was just a fart attack."

 

[Justiceforever]

Ahaha. I just read the thread title and thought - "How many times have I wanted to do that?"

I bet the cops were laughing all the way back to the station.

Good on the neighbour who called, though - they weren't to know nothing was wrong, and it's great they were actually concerned. How embarrassing for them though, "Oh no - it was just a fart attack."

:floorlaugh: A fart attack! :floorlaugh: Better than a heart attack!

 

[Jan]

At our house its the dogs that pass the gas. They do it silently but the smell is deadly. They can clear everyone out of a room in seconds!

 

[Steely Dan]

At our house its the dogs that pass the gas. They do it silently but the smell is deadly. They can clear everyone out of a room in seconds!

Seriously?! :what: You believe your husband when he tells you that!! :floorlaugh:

 

[Justiceforever]

At our house its the dogs that pass the gas. They do it silently but the smell is deadly. They can clear everyone out of a room in seconds!

Hahaha! Sure, blame it on the dogs!

 

[Justiceforever]

Because of this incident, the local police have implemented new procedures for responding to fart attacks!

 

[JustJudy]

I hope CSI doesn't send their forensics unit here after my eating beans & weiners with a side order of potato salad last night. If you don't hear back from me I'm in the "gas" chamber.

ewwwwww......or, maybe you'll get to be on TV....:floorlaugh: COPS!

Sitting on the curb, hand-cuffed. Stained T-shirt. Bare feet. Pixilated face. "What?! Wasn't me! My brother did it. I wuz just tryin' to get home. Come on, man!"

Ultimately, your sheepish, yet curiously proud grin (stereotypical to many male serial tooters) will be the "tell" that lands you a ride downtown in the black-and-white HazMat car. Bad Boy.

 

[JustJudy]

I wonder if he said excuse me.

Farting ettiquite by Sophia :floorlaugh:

Farting Etiquette by Sophia - YouTube

What a precious little girl. Sooo serious but hilarious.

 

[Justiceforever]

What a precious little girl. Sooo serious but hilarious.

It's a VERY serious subject that she's discussing! Flatulence ain't no joke!

 

[Dewey2Me1MoThyme]

I always claim it was a wood duck! :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh:

 

[Justiceforever]

I always claim it was a wood duck! :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh:

You woodn't! Wood you?

 

[Dewey2Me1MoThyme]

You woodn't! Wood you?

I wood! :blushing: Unless I let go with a triple flutter blast, then I'd say "Wood Flock" :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh:

 

[Justiceforever]

I wood! :blushing: Unless I let go with a triple flutter blast, then I'd say "Wood Flock" :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh:

:floorlaugh: Triple flutter blast is NOT on the LIST. It must be a unique to you!

http://www.fartnames.com/

 

[Hamsterdance]

I think I found a picture of the boyfriend!!

 

[Steely Dan]

It's a VERY serious subject that she's discussing! Flatulence ain't no joke!

:giggle:

I always claim it was a wood duck! :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh:

How much gas could a wood duck pass if a wood duck could pass gas?

 

[Justiceforever]

The woman was asked to identify the farts using this line up. Each time you push the button you will hear a different fart sound :floorlaugh:

Hope it works...if not...here's the link.

http://www.dotfart.com/


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[fred&edna]

True story: I went to high school with a guy who could identify the food eaten by the scent of the fart. All the football players attested to his accuracy.

 

[fred&edna]

:floorlaugh: Triple flutter blast is NOT on the LIST. It must be a unique to you!

http://www.fartnames.com/

OMG, great list!!!

for some reason trouser trumpet made me snort, hahahahaha


This thread reminds me of:

http://hahasforhoohas.com/the-fart-that-almost-altered-my-destiny

and there's a WS thread... somewhere?!

 

[Justiceforever]

True story: I went to high school with a guy who could identify the food eaten by the scent of the fart. All the football players attested to his accuracy.

Now there's a real life skill! Bet his parents are so proud!

 

[Justiceforever]

OMG, great list!!!

for some reason trouser trumpet made me snort, hahahahaha


This thread reminds me of:

http://hahasforhoohas.com/the-fart-that-almost-altered-my-destiny

and there's a WS thread... somewhere?!

:floorlaugh:

I cried laughing at that article!