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Q. (By Mr. Hoffman) Just a typical weekday morning. Who would normally get up first in the morning? Was John generally an early riser? Did you get up beforehand, that sort of thing, go down and make coffee?
MR. WOOD: Are we talking about a typical Monday through Friday where the kids are in school?
MR. HOFFMAN: Right, nobody on vacation.
MR. WOOD: John was going to work?
MR. HOFFMAN: Uh-huh (affirmative).
MR. WOOD: Can you do that, Patsy? Do you understand what he is asking you?
Hahahahahah, Patsey is too dumb to understand the question, right :snooty:
Q. (By Mr. Hoffman) Can you describe it?
A. Just in general, get up, get the kids ready for school. He would go to work. I would do things around the house or shopping or school volunteer work and pick up the kids. And that was about it.
Q. When you would get up in the morning, would you just generally dress first and go down and start preparing meals for the family, or would you go down, prepare the meals first, and then go get dressed?
A. It was probably no set pattern, but usually I would dress first.
Q. I am sorry, you would dress?
A. I would usually get dressed.
Q. Before you would go down to the kitchen to prepare meals?
A. Yes. Usually. I can't say for sure, but --
Q. But --
A. Usually.
Q. Your best recollection. And then after you had dressed and gone downstairs, normally what was the meal preparation like for your family?
A. The kids would usually have cereal, I think, before school. Oatmeal sometimes, fruit, Pop Tarts, whatever was around.
Q. And you were generally dressed for the day by that time; and when that was done, then I just take it that you would just go about your business for the rest of the day, whatever that was?
A. Yes.
Q. Did you ever prepare meals in a more informal way in the morning, like go down in like, say, a black housecoat with something that might have like rose color flowers on it, that sort of thing? Ever prepare meals in the morning informally?
A. Oh, I probably -- I don't know about the rose color robe you are talking about, but --
Q. The black robe with rose colors, or anything like that.
MR. WOOD: Or anything like that?
MR. HOFFMAN: Or any type of clothing like that.
MR. WOOD: What do you mean when you say any clothing like --. Like a black robe with red roses, pink roses?
MR. HOFFMAN: Linda Hoffman-Pugh once identified her as --
MR. WOOD: Why don't you just be direct and ask her the question did she own such a robe and had she ever worn it. Go right ahead.
Q. (By Mr. Hoffman) Did you ever own a black housecoat with pink roses on it, or a black robe? I don't know if it was a housecoat or how you would describe it. I don't know how women identify these types of informal garments.
A. I can't remember. I know I have a white one with pink roses. I may have. I can't remember. I had a lot of robes
Notice how she never actually answers the questions he poses and wood helps her to elude.