Not Benson's, but still one of my all-time favorites
Thanks, and ew. Just goes to show the amount of work it must have been for her to create and maintain the "look" she felt she needed to infiltrate Travis' life, his circle of friends, colleagues, and fellow Mormons. On the other hand, maybe it wan't hard for her, given that she's had decades to perfect her impersonation of an attractive, caring human being. Clearly, she set her bar too high.
This is the face she tries to cover with her "pretty girl" mask -- too bad the damn thing keeps falling off. We've all had the privilege of seeing her "decent human being" charade. Too bad it's only a charade, and too bad she's really stinks at charades.
Do people think she will ever see this cartoon? Has she already? No doubt there's a lot about it that would piss her off. For one thing, the cartoonist failed (miserably) to accurately render her "pretty girl" mask. It's like he never even saw it at all. She may be convicted murderer, but she still wants to feel pretty.
During the break in her interrogation, when she burst into flame oops I mean song, she should have chosen this charming little ditty from West Side Story. It would have been far more suitable than the Dido song.
Oh my God, I'm totally cracking up over here. Is there a limit to how long a post can be? Guess I'll find out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye7PIyIcCro
MARIA
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.
I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
GIRLS
Have you met my good friend Maria,
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her,
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock.
She thinks she's in love.
She thinks she's in Spain.
She isn't in love,
She's merely insane.
It must be the heat
Or some rare disease,
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas.
Keep away from her,
Send for Chino!
This is not the
Maria we know!
Modest and pure,
Polite and refined,
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!
MARIA
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty
That the city should give me its key.
A committee
Should be organized to honor me.
GIRLS
La la la la . . .
MARIA
I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I feel fizzy and funny and fine,
And so pretty,
Miss America can just resign!
GIRLS
La la la la . . .
MARIA
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
GIRLS
What mirror where?
MARIA
Who can that attractive girl be?
GIRLS
Which? What? Where? Whom?
MARIA
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!
GIRLS
Such a pretty me!
ALL
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!