S.African corpse wakes up, scares staff.

[JBounds]

http://news.yahoo.com/african-corpse-wakes-scares-off-morgue-staff-report-194106499.html

A 50-year-old South African man thought to be dead woke up in a chilly morgue on Sunday and shouted to be let out, scaring off two attendants who thought he was a ghost, local media reported.

 

[mysticrose]

 

[Lexiintoronto]

:runaway:

 

[Lexiintoronto]

Hold on.. the family 'thought' he had died and had a private undertaker bring him to the morgue, where they just put him in the cooler? No doctor needed?!!

I hope there aren't any fraternities in South Africa who hear about this and think it would be funny to do the same thing the next time a frat member passes out.

 

[justbeachy]

This is what happens when I read too quickly. I thought the title of this thread was:

S.African corpse wakes up, scared stiff.

Which was probably accurate as well...

 

[JBounds]

My question is this. Does anyone there know how to check a pulse or a heartbeat?

 

[TrackerSam]

He woke up because there was an election in Chicago he had to get to.

 

[Steely Dan]

:waitasec::doorhide:hoh::noooo:hdear::getwell::couch::scream::violin::thud::cowcouch::gasp: :escape:kay::chicken: