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A Royal Family: E News Special on E right now.
I still think the new prince looks like Princess Di.
And I don't like the name George- what are they going to call him? Georgie- bleeck!
 
a little better day by day - dinner now, more soup! lurking for a few, please excuse me :)

Here's some funnies to read while you eat :floorlaugh:

His and her road trips
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer Arrives at destination presently.
HIS: Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right. Drives an extra 5 miles just in case. Finally rolls down window just to get fresh air Pulls up to a 7 -11 Gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway. Gets back into car. Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11. Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was. Almost hits a deer Curses the night Curses you Curses the large slurpee Drives and fiddles with radio. Yells at you for suggesting the map again Admits he didn't want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister's anyway. He hates your sister. Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel He had to look up pernicious. Couldn't find a dictionary. Finally found a dictionary Couldn't spell pernicious. Seethes at the memory of it all But she is laughing inside... And of course you're still lost.

45 or 82?
Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gates of Heaven, and the angel standing there said, "We've been waiting along time for you.""What do you mean," he replied, "I'm only 45, in the prime of my life. Why did I have to die now?""45? You're not 45, you're 82," replied the angel."Wait a minute. If you think I'm 82 then you have the wrong guy. I'm only 45. I can show you my birth certificate.""Hold on. Let me go check," said the angel and disappeared inside. After a few minutes the angel returned. "Sorry, but by our records you are 82. I checked all the hours you have billed your clients, and you have to be 82..."

Men writing the rules
If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules" Rule
# 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.
# 2 If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
# 3 It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.
# 4 You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both.
# 5 Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs.
# 6 Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
# 7 When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary.
 
Here's some funnies to read while you eat :floorlaugh:

His and her road trips
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer Arrives at destination presently.
HIS: Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right. Drives an extra 5 miles just in case. Finally rolls down window just to get fresh air Pulls up to a 7 -11 Gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway. Gets back into car. Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11. Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was. Almost hits a deer Curses the night Curses you Curses the large slurpee Drives and fiddles with radio. Yells at you for suggesting the map again Admits he didn't want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister's anyway. He hates your sister. Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel He had to look up pernicious. Couldn't find a dictionary. Finally found a dictionary Couldn't spell pernicious. Seethes at the memory of it all But she is laughing inside... And of course you're still lost.

45 or 82?
Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gates of Heaven, and the angel standing there said, "We've been waiting along time for you.""What do you mean," he replied, "I'm only 45, in the prime of my life. Why did I have to die now?""45? You're not 45, you're 82," replied the angel."Wait a minute. If you think I'm 82 then you have the wrong guy. I'm only 45. I can show you my birth certificate.""Hold on. Let me go check," said the angel and disappeared inside. After a few minutes the angel returned. "Sorry, but by our records you are 82. I checked all the hours you have billed your clients, and you have to be 82..."

Men writing the rules
If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules" Rule
# 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.
# 2 If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
# 3 It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.
# 4 You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both.
# 5 Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs.
# 6 Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
# 7 When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary.


funny funny :floorlaugh:
(soup was delish)
 
Yes, No, Maybe So! Where have you been? I was worried! You had lost Internet or something due to storms or something. Nice to see you! Hey, y'all!
 
A Royal Family: E News Special on E right now.
I still think the new prince looks like Princess Di.
And I don't like the name George- what are they going to call him? Georgie- bleeck!

His initials are GAL call him that
 
Yes, No, Maybe So! Where have you been? I was worried! You had lost Internet or something due to storms or something. Nice to see you! Hey, y'all!

hiya Zuri :seeya:
 
Watching that special on E. I think the baby looks like Wills. Wouldn't it be nice if George looks like Dianna?
 
Yes, No, Maybe So! Where have you been? I was worried! You had lost Internet or something due to storms or something. Nice to see you! Hey, y'all!

Evening, Zuri :seeya:
No lost internet- just very busy and Wed, evening my older son called :drumroll: and we talked for a lonnnnng time :floorlaugh:.
Now all we're missing is M and the goddess, Mama-cita.
I'm glad to be here with all of you.
I finally located a new laptop from the KMart website (they only had Windows 8 at the store and decided not to get one with Windows 8) that has Windows 7, so I ordered it. I received a call from KMart Fraud Control today because they thought my card was stolen. :floorlaugh: After all I bought this past month (usually don't use the card)- new AC and new crockpot, rice maker, and then a laptop, they got a little worried. :floorlaugh: I feel as if Big Brother or a new husband was watching :scared: :floorlaugh: I did thank them, tho' :floorlaugh:
 
Hey PSM, Daisy my fun flower, Ricki mother of the beautiful bride, Dawn and YoNo! And anyone else reading!

So glad George was not born on the anniversary of Dianna's death. For him, it would forever be mentioned. And I am sure the press is going to be trying to grab pics every chance they get.
 
Where is M? Is it selfish of me to be wishing she was on vs. having fun with her friends in real life? I am really fond of her and love when she is here
 
Evening, Zuri :seeya:
No lost internet- just very busy and Wed, evening my older son called :drumroll: and we talked for a lonnnnng time :floorlaugh:.
Now all we're missing is M and the goddess, Mama-cita.I'm glad to be here with all of you.
I finally located a new laptop from the KMart website (they only had Windows 8 at the store and decided not to get one with Windows 8) that has Windows 7, so I ordered it. I received a call from KMart Fraud Control today because they thought my card was stolen. :floorlaugh: After all I bought this past month (usually don't use the card)- new AC and new crockpot, rice maker, and then a laptop, they got a little worried. :floorlaugh: I feel as if Big Brother or a new husband was watching :scared: :floorlaugh: I did thank them, tho' :floorlaugh:

And Kensie too!
 
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