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Dumb Laws in Arizona
A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is likely to provoke physical retaliation.
It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Hunting camels is prohibited.
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
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Dumb Laws in New York
It is illegal to congregate in public with two or more people while each wearing a mask or any face covering which disguises your identity.
In New York, adultery is still a crime.
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someones head for fun.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.
It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing body hugging clothing.
Citizens may not greet each other by putting ones thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers.
During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
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Dumb Laws in Ohio
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
No civil arrests may be made on Sunday or on the Fourth of July
In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speakers stand, you can be fined $25.
Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
The Ohio drivers education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.
If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour (in Canton).
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Dumb Laws in California
California prison workers will no longer be allowed to have sex with inmates.
Its unlawful to let a dog pursue a bear or bobcat at any time.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool (in Baldwin Park).
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows (in Blyth).
It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds (in Burlingame).
A man cant go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match. (Carmel)
Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor) (Carmel)
Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits. (Carmel)
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Dumb Laws in South Carolina
When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic.
Dance halls may not operate on Sundays.
It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.
An exception to the above law is that light bulbs may be sold.
Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks.
No work may be done on Sunday.
It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.
Musical instruments may not be sold on Sunday.
A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.
Performing a U-turn within 1,000 feet of an intersection is illegal.
It is considered an offense to get a tattoo.
It is illegal to display a confederate flag on a courthouse.
Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.
It is illegal to sell any alcoholic beverages on Sunday, unless you own a private club.
Railroad companies may be held liable in some instances for scaring horses.
A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.
A railroad my not remove itself from a town of more than five hundred people.
It is illegal to give or receive oral sex in South Carolina.
Fortune tellers are required to obtain a special permit from the state.
It is illegal to dance in public in Lancaster.
The drinking age on Furman University campus is 60 years old.
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Dumb Laws in Texas
One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.
It is illegal to sell ones eye.
A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
It is illegal to milk another persons cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
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Dumb Laws in Washington
The harassing of Bigfoot, Sasquatch or other undiscovered subspecies is a felony punishable by a fine and/or imprisonment.
No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.
All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle.
It is illegal to pretend that ones parents are rich.
When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.
You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday.
All lollipops are banned.
A law to reduce crime states: It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.
It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.
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This was great! You should do all of the states .. a few at a time of course! Thank you for taking the time to dig crazy stuff like this up.
