Thank You !!! :tyou:
Ive been laid up and unable to follow the trial, rather the NON-trial. Only rarely have I felt up to checking in with WS, and I am so thankful to all the people who post here and keep updated.
Not ordinarily a user of pharmaceuticals, I have been fortunate to have my senses dulled by some lovely prescribed concoctions, a much calmer way to follow all this nonsense! My blood pressure doesnt skyrocket, no heart palpitations, overwhelming anxiety
instead a much kinder, gentler way to experience the frustration! :crazy:
Bernini, and others, a huge thank you for all the tweet reports. I know it must be time consuming, but it is so appreciated.
YESorNo, your jokes/funny story selections have provided some great moments of hilarity and reprieve, not just from this non-trial, but from the boredom of unpleasant recuperation. :laughing:
A special shout out to Neesaki for the books!!! Mailman Ken, postal delivery guy extraordinaire, knew I was hobbled so he called from the PO to tell me he was on his way up with a package and would put it inside the entry doorway on a stool for me☺ Twas like Christmas, Neesaki, opening the box to all those books! :happydance: Thank you so much for your kindness and generosity!
You're not missing much. :gaah:
---------------------------------------------
Pass the pills Spycraft :floorlaugh:
Link:
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/...wTxhvrbVLxo4dhmHEKsUYXVdJJBzHrCID-RMhKiowbqID
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Link:
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/...VDvcqF_RLD8E-Tv1aBOvzBmjPyfY5AEgbq4zunYMpW0Ug
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Link:
http://www.dmcvictoria.ca/graphics/hosp.gif
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Link:
http://www.benitaepstein.com/hospital cartoons/files/page15-1010-full.jpg
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Link:
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/...DRaJPWsNFPx-RKroGaNl1YytwpK-BlD-fF0w5Lk39HdCK
--------------------------------------------
Link:
http://lowres.cartoonstock.com/heal...e-healthcare-phoning_in_sick-mbcn2464_low.jpg
---------------------------------------------------
Link:
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/...ZydXgmB3VbegTBr10cRg22h_WBfxHNnOSOlHpf8sAkBTQ
----------------------------------------------------
Link:
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/...S8Q27dPdoe1YkZItbFrXR21i6Nmbgy-GrFUymcAwchS9T
------------------------------------------------------
Link:
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/jfa0279l.jpg
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Link:
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/...o-mGCUGLWe_M7pHjLVe1wwAWie9Odl7TIOGWK0B2CcDVA
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Link:
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/...zjKg9NQlyuPahmbLJSoWvYdE_roYa9GRB_c4aDEnZLLlw
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Link:
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/...qNdI4CZfbyy24atN_F3h26Kh79v92-yet20KXTYm-XQTN
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV, adds, just to make
conversation. Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?
A box of Tampax, he replied without hesitation.
Tampax? said the doctor. What would you do with that?
Well, said Johnny, I do not know exactly, but its sure worth two dollars.
With tampax, it says on TV, you can go swimming, go horseback riding, and also go skating,
any time you want to.
----------------------------------
Doctor, you were right when you said youd have me on my feet and walking in no time.
Thats good John; when did you start walking?
When I got your bill doctor, I had to sell my car to pay it.
----------------------------
A man walks into a doctors office with a stick of celery in one ear, a carrot in the other and a grape up his nose.
Confused, the man asks: "Doctor what's wrong with me?"
The doctor looks at the man and replies: "You're not eating properly!"
-----------------------------
A woman burst out of the examining room screaming after her young physician tells her she is pregnant.
The director of the clinic stopped her and asked what the problem was.
After she tells him what happened, the doctors had her sit down and relax in another room
and he marched down the hallway where the womans physician was and demanded, What
is wrong with you?
Mrs. Miller is 60 years old, has six grown children and nine grandchildren, and you told her
she was pregnant?
The young physician continued to write his notes and without looking up at his superior,
asked, Does she still have the hiccups?
----------------------------
This guy went to see a highly recommend psychiatrist.
The doctor showed the man an inkblot and asked, "What does this remind you of?"
The guy replied, "A naked woman."
Then the shrink showed the man another inkblot and asked the guy the same question.
The guy responded, "A naked woman on a bed."
This went on and on, inkblot after inkblot.
The psychiatrist finally said to the guy, "You are a sick pervert."
The guy replied, "I'm not the pervert here. You're the one who keeps showing me all those dirty pictures."
--------------------------
Rose accompanied her husband Tom to his annual checkup.
While Tom was getting dressed, the doctor came out and said to Rose, I dont like the way he looks."
Neither do I, she said.
But hes handy around the house.
------------------------
Doctor: Whats wrong with your bother?
Boy: He thinks he is a chicken.
Doctor: really? How long has this been going on?
Boy: Five years.
Doctor: Five years!
Boy: We would have brought him in earlier, but we needed the eggs.
------------------------------
Eight men have been at a mental hospital for a period of time and are being tested to find out
how they are progressing in order for them to leave the institution.
The doctor in charge takes them all into a room and with a ball pen draws a door on the wall
and asks each one of the patients to try and open the door for him as part of the test.
Seven of them rushed out and attempted to open the door on the wall. The doctor was
disappointed with the results but never the less call on the last one who was still sitting
down and asked him why didnt he stand up and try to open the door with the others.
The eighth man replied: because I was holding the key to the door
-------------------------------------
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.
The doctor gave him an exam and found nothing physically wrong with him.
Listen, the doctor said, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you need to stop taking your troubles to bed with you.
Its true, said the patient, but my wife refuses to sleep alone.
-------------------------------
This woman, who believed in natural birth, was having these abnormal contractions, went to see her Doctor.
"Doc", she said, "I'm feeling these abnormal contractions".
The Doctor took a listen, and said: "My dear lady, youre going to be having triplets!"
Baffled, the woman asked: "How can you tell?"
The Doctor responded: "I hear inside: "No, you go first!" "No, you go first!" No, you go first!"
------------------------------------
An Old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg.
I am afraid its just old age, replied the doctor, there is nothing we can do about it.
That cant be fumed the old man, you dont know what you are doing.
How can you possibly know I am wrong? countered the doctor.
Well its quite obvious, the old man replied, my other leg is fine, and its the exact same age!
-------------------------------------------
Hope you have a speedy recovery. :therethere::seeya: