GOT MILK ?
The Blonde & The Milkman
Just when you think you have heard every blonde joke, along comes one like this.
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my breast. I can splash it on my eyes."
24 Easy Meals You Can Make With Rotisserie Chicken
RECIPES & PICTURES athttp://www.buzzfeed.com/christinebyrne/rotisserie-me?bffbfood&utm_term=4ldqphi#.wmEv19V2Ky
1. Easy Chicken Pot Pie
2. Italian Chicken Salad
3. Sriracha Chicken Quesadillas
4. BBQ Chicken Tacos
5. Chicken and Kale Casserole
6. Rotisserie Chicken Skillet
7. Buffalo Chicken Flatbreads
8. Easy Chicken Fried Rice
9. Chicken Salad Croissant Sandwiches
10. Chicken and Cream Cheese Taquitos
11. 4-Ingredient Salsa Verde Chicken Enchiladas
12. Cheaters Chicken and Dumplings
13. One-Pot Gnocchi with Spinach and Chicken
14. Mini Tex-Mex Chicken and Cheese Pies
15. Skillet White Chicken Chili Dip
16. Cheesy Chicken, Broccoli, and Rice Casserole
17. Easy Chicken Noodle Soup
18. Super Easy Burrito Bowls
19. Southwestern Chicken Wraps
20. Baked Barbecue Chicken Sandwiches
21. Chicken Parm Casserole
22. Magic Chicken Pie
23. Chicken Turnovers
24. Vietnamese Shredded Chicken Salad
Couldn't have said it better!!!!!
It's even more alarming that drug testing is outsourced to India, where many of the participants are involved in several drug trials at the same time...........
Take this drug for this ailment, take another drug or 3 for the side effects, it's a vicious cycle.
Want to post this for anyone on antidepressants or antipsychotics: STEVIA, yes that natural sugar substitute? Well, don't use it if you're on those type of meds. It has negative interactions with those drugs and basically negates any positive effects.
My lil' bro just researched this, being on Lexapro and Xanax. Couldn't figure out why he was "wonky". Stopped the Stevia and was back to his old self. If he hadn't looked up the interactions, his Dr. would have upped his dosages.
Oh, LinusK, I am just now reading up on what you've been through. What a rough time of it you've had! Sending positive vibes your dog's way.
I also read Bernina's comments pondering why these things seem to be happening more often, and from the various things she postulated, I'd say the proliferation of prescription drugs is likely the common denominator. The same with people as with our pets.
Big Pharma lobbyists are far too influential, and the FDA doesn't vet things very well at all. They rely upon the drug companies' (skewed) research rather than doing rigorous testing of their own. I wouldn't be at all surprised if there weren't instances of graft occurring on a regular basis.
Remember when drugs were first being advertised on television? I think most of us were surprised...then intrigued...then felt somewhat empowered, and embraced the idea that we knew enough to suggest to our Drs what drugs would they should prescribe to us. What a diabolical yet successful marketing campaign that has turned out to be!
Now, so many people have numerous prescriptions on an ongoing basis. I seriously doubt their efficacy
or long-term safety (most drugs are pushed through very quickly; long-term effects are unknown).
I don't often engage in conspiracy theories, but I feel certain about this. Caveat Emptor.
Okay, rant over.
LinusK, I wish your sweet dog a speedy recovery, and commend you on being on top of things and not continuing to give those harmful drugs to her.
I agree with you 100% on the Big Pharma problem. And those commercials for their high dollar drugs, sickening. I was shocked and dismayed when they were allowed to have those commercials. Have you ever listened to the side effects they have some auctioneer type dude spout off in something akin to gibberish at the end? Ha, what a joke. But at the same time, what a shame, because so many people buy into their gimmick, they're just hearing what they want to hear, right? All I can say is what a racket!
Just a FYI:
How to bypass the login screen (Note, this is risking your security if others have/get access to your computer)
How to Make Your Windows 10, 8, or 7 PC Login Automatically
How To Disable Login Screen In Windows 10
Thanks for this. This seems easy enough and is definitely something I may consider doing because I do not want Microsoft interface at all when I am using my PC. There is no telling what kind of information they are capturing when I am using my PC if I am logging into their system all the time.
The part where I am confused is in the old Operating Systems, we had something called "PC Password Protected" where we could setup a password to make us have to key a password to boot up the PC but it did NOT login anywhere else like Microsoft's website.
So the thing I would really like to do is still have a password to require to key to boot up the PC only but NOT login to Microsoft's website. And with this Windows 8 it is doing BOTH. It is using Microsoft's password to also be the same as my laptop's secure password to boot up.
I would like to have a separate PC boot up password and yet NOT have it log into Microsoft's Website. I am not sure if there is a way to do that.
By the way....BE CAREFUL with these PC BOOT UP PASSWORDS. If you ever forget what it is , you may never be able to boot up your PC at all.
Passwords to Websites and things are getting way out of hand. They make us key all these strange rules with the password and there is no way to remember them so most of us write them all down on a large piece of paper and keep near the PC. LOL
If there is ever a fire or that sheet gets eaten by the family dog, we are hosed.
If someone robs the house an steals the PC they will spot my cheat sheet and steal it too LOL
It kind of defeats the purpose of a password when we have to write them down and keep near the PC. Its just crazy.
I think fingerprint or Eye scan or something may be a better way in the future so we don't have to write down a million passwords and try to remember which one is for which website.