And some aging funnies for today: :HHJP:
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At 17, it was "Whatever"
At 67, it's "Depends"
At 17, it was "don't trust anybody over 30"
At 67, it's "I don't KNOW anybody under 30"
At 17, it was "finding a hip new joint"
At 67, it's getting a "new hip joint"
At 17, it was finding a handsome exciting guy
At 67, it's finding a guy who's still breathing
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Thoughts Of A 17-Year Versus The Ones A 57-Year-Old Self Has
As a 17-year-old, these are some of the thoughts...
* Am I going to be driving a new Corvette, a new Mercedes or, maybe, a Ferrari?
* Should I buy that luxurious log home in the mountains, or that post-modern house on the ocean front?
* Should I have the help polish my Pulitzer prize, or should I do it so I can reflect on my genius?
* Will I marry a supermodel or a




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As a 57-year-old, these are the thoughts ...
* Where's the damned bus schedule?
* Is that big cardboard box large enough to sleep on?
* How come, as a writer, I still have trouble spelling "occasionally"?
* Maybe the Publisher's Clearning House truck will come today ...
* Will I find a rich old widow to latch onto to?
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Things you discover with age
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran.
I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.
If all is not lost, where is it?
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
Some days, you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.
Its not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Exercise........Hmmph....don't think so
If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
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