SIDEBAR- Arias/Alexander forum

[ynotdivein]

I have missed you sooooooo much!!! :tears:

Love you and sooooo good to see you! :heartbeat: & :hug: x 734,296,023


I just knew I'd find you in the Sidebar mixing cocktails! :lol: Some things never change, ya know.

Everyone, please avert your eyes while Beach and Ynot have a "running toward one another through a field of posts" moment... Because dammit, I love this woman!

:wave: :skip: :loveyou: :hug:

 

[Steely Dan]

Did I blow margins with post #447? Doesn't look like I did, but report to me or mod if I did.......sorry!

Yeah, it did. I was gonna resize it for you, but for some reason photobucket won't upload it. I see you did it yourself below.

Just a general comment for those who post pictures. Don't post anything larger than 600 pixels wide.

Oh yeah ... Producers at HLN and some flunkies that work for the defense team trolling social media sites every night.
No doubt in my mind.

It was brought up during the Orlando Creatures trial that Baez & company had a team of flunkies going thru all the trial watcher forums and other social media sites (tweets, etc) nightly.
To get reviews on what "John Q Public" was thinking of their daily performances.
Then, perhaps tailor the course of their attention depending on what people were saying.

Sooooo agree with you that the defense team look foolish coordinating their outfits each day.
It's so obvious - jury must see it too.
It's an old trial trick to dress the defendant in a style that might be sympathetic to a jury.
I can see covering a gang tattoo and stuff like that ... Makes good sense.

I've watched trials where they dress a 30+ woman up in shirts with PeterPan
collars and knee socks ... To make her look young, innocent - ergo incapable of committing such heinous crimes.
This jury must be wise to these old tricks too.

This case is beyond the pale though.
The matchy-matchy outfits every day look ridiculous.
Like jr high school girls talking the night before to decide what to wear to school the next day.
Gimme a break. Jurors are wise to this baloney.
Dressing JA up each day in a carbon copy of Willmotts outfit - does NOT fool anyone into suddenly thinking "oh look at that defendant, she dresses like a professional attorney, no way she could murder anyone"
Really Willmott?
Same idea with the chair lowering of JA's chair ... To make her appear small, meek, and innocent.

BBM

Ok, tomorrow night we'll start posting that Jodi would probably be found not guilty if her defense team came in bear suits to do the closing arguments. :floorlaugh:

Now atthelake is gonna delete that photo and I'm gonna be left holding the.....emu. Right Steely? lol

:blushing:

Nursie is here! she just helped me quickly rid of purple emu blowing margins I think! Although I need to post that again ! Steely is toooooo cute being purple! Just gotta figure out how to make his EASTER EMU COLORING smaller so he doesn't give us all a !

BBM

:what: I reiterate :what: Seriously, :what:

I saw the bottle of emu oil....now I'm wondering....how hard do you have to squeeze an emu to get the oil out of em? :what: :floorlaugh:

Like this, I'll use you to demonstrate ---------->

:what: Where is PETA when you need them?

:hug:

 

[Steely Dan]

I was super bored after this disappointment of a day today, so I decided to make (bad) side by side graphics of who I would choose for the cast Not done yet, though! I still have plans for more people to cast (Mike the court reporter, Dr. Horn, Katiecoolady....)

I tried not to blow the margins so let me know if I need to tweak!

You forgot to cast Gus Searcy. Here's my suggestion;

 

[Steely Dan]

Where's everybody gone?

Anyhoo, fftobed: It's been fun playin' witcha tonight.

 

[KarmicLaw]

I love your casting Steely Dan!

 

[ElleElle]

:floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

Gus! YES ! He's the slimiest of them all!:floorlaugh:

You forgot to cast Gus Searcy. Here's my suggestion;

 

[looneymama]

I really like this! Though the Lohans....meh.

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I think Steve Buschemi should play JA. :rocker:

 

[Steely Dan]

I think Steve Buschemi should play JA. :rocker:

:laughcry:

Well now I know we should play here at night now. :blushing:

:seeya:

Night nite.

 

[looneymama]

I think Matthew Macfadyen (Mr. Darcy) would be a good one to play Travis.

 

[looneymama]

:laughcry:

Well now I know we should play here at night now. :blushing:

:seeya:

Night nite.

Well seriously! Wouldn't it just piss her off? It would be glorious! :great:

Goodnight!

 

[Steely Dan]

Well I had to scarf down a cup of yogurt or I would have woken up with the low sugar shakes. Goodnight. :seeya:

 

[pferrin]

I think "Larry the cable guy" would be a good nurmi...i would be laughing like crazy when he stuck his finger up his nose..lol

 

[m1279]

Everyone left me so I guess I should go to bed as well. fftobed:

 

[pferrin]

This has been a trial like no other

Attorney dresses like defendant

Defendant sneaking drawings out of court to her mom to sell on ebay

Prosecutor has huge fan club that have drinks named after him ..dances named
after him and many women fawning for him..myself included

Defense attorney sticks his finger up his nose all the time

Everyone sleeps when duhfense is on and fall in love everytime prosecutor is on

Defense expert psychologist(?????) distorted the truth the entire visit to court. Bored folks so bad that jurors were looking at their nails, shoes and clock the entire time.

Defense bored WS folks so bad we are trying to figure out who the most attractive person on prosecutor witnesses.

WS folks have come up with great drink recipes..cranberry sauce recipes and a few others.

By far WS including Especially Steely Dan and many others have created great pics that have us giggling and having a bit of relief during this trial.

I must thank you all so much because the brutality of this crime and the attitude of the defense team and the perp have weighed so heavy on all of our hearts that we have needed some levity during this time. So Thank You So Much.

Also thanks to all OUR brilliant experts that give us clarity.

 

[thefragile7393]

This has been a trial like no other

Attorney dresses like defendant

Defendant sneaking drawings out of court to her mom to sell on ebay

Prosecutor has huge fan club that have drinks named after him ..dances named
after him and many women fawning for him..myself included

Defense attorney sticks his finger up his nose all the time

Everyone sleeps when duhfense is on and fall in love everytime prosecutor is on

Defense expert psychologist(?????) distorted the truth the entire visit to court. Bored folks so bad that jurors were looking at their nails, shoes and clock the entire time.

Defense bored WS folks so bad we are trying to figure out who the most attractive person on prosecutor witnesses.

WS folks have come up with great drink recipes..cranberry sauce recipes and a few others.

By far WS including Especially Steely Dan and many others have created great pics that have us giggling and having a bit of relief during this trial.

I must thank you all so much because the brutality of this crime and the attitude of the defense team and the perp have weighed so heavy on all of our hearts that we have needed some levity during this time. So Thank You So Much.

Also thanks to all OUR brilliant experts that give us clarity.

You forgot about a defense attorney who keeps adjusting himself, constant technical difficulties in the courtroom, and a vomiting spectator.

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[Steely Dan]

ALL POINTS WS BULLETIN! AMBER ALERT.......NO NO........ EMU ALERT!

Steely was last seen on threads over 24 hours ago! When he had a tiff with KatieCoolLady, and they parted ways...... (something about the bathtub/toilet on her trip?)

He then came to visit fellow emus and WS'ers.....and hang out.....

Then............he was last seen the other evening, pooped out after posting on a thread

Some have the opinion that he has fleed overseas to his family

Please everyone..... follow footprints to find him! We need steely back! lease:

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

:laughcry:

Sorry, I missed that before.

:laughcry:

 

[VivianVance]

Marvin Hamlisch's estate is going to come after me for my version of "The Way We Were":

Memories
In the pit that is my mind
Misty, foggy-colored memories
Of the way I lied

Time-stamped pictures
In my haste I left behind
Pix we took of one another
Wow, I really lied

Could it be that I was an amnesiac then?
Or have I rewritten every lie?
If I had the chance to do it all again
Tell me - Ninjas? Gangstas?

Memories
Are convenient and yet
My poor flooded hippocampus
Is simply why "I forget"

So it's the lying
I will remember
Whenever I remember
The way I lied... the way I lied

 

[KarmicLaw]

Steely Dan...you slay me. Wait, I HATE that saying now. :-(. Jodi has ruined so many things for us....

Anyway, I am going to vent here, because I have nowhere else to vent. Sooooowa, feel free to scroll right by this post which is both self-serving and therapeutic.

Soooowa, I have a serious personal vent. I love the fact that a new neighborhood wine bar opened around the corner from my house several months ago. They also serve some wicked awesome food that has NOT helped my diet, but whatever... They also previously operate a very popular coffee and tea joint next door to the wine bar and rented out their kitchen to a quasi-successful Cupcake company. Unfortunately, the cupcake company went out of business and they need to consolidate the kitchen from the building next door...to the new wine bar in the adjacent building. Everything was going great until the property they were commercially renting was sold to a new owner...and they discovered that the space they were going to transfer the kitchen equipment into..was never permitted.

The prior owner never disclosed it to them when they signed the lease, but they did disclose the non permitted area to the new owners. So, right in the middle of the process of transitioning,nthey get hosed and told that they can't use the back space. I am so freaking pissed off for them that I could scream. So I put on my sleuth cap and start researching both owners and business relationships and discover multiple lawsuits from prior tenants in this space against the prior owner...which were resolved prior to the final sale...which was done in cash. Anyway...I am incensed because the wife of the wine bar is preggo with their first child, the wine bar is hopping...no pun intended because who knew IPA's had a lot of alcohol in them?? Anyway, they have been so diligent and taking risks in a horrible economy and succeeding...until this ridiculousness. :::: pausing for a bite of their most delicious flatbread:::: I AM PISSED!! Even my own mechanic disaster crap and non working car pales in comparison to the crap this couple is going through and I hope my skills can help them. lLong live sleuthers!! Okay...end rant... P.s. if they were not in business I would have gained a lot less weight during this trial...just' sayin'

 

[ElleElle]

Things to Visit Before I Die

1. Visit Maricopa jail commissary
2. Visitor room at Maricopa County Jail
3. Get job assignment in kitchen sharpening knives
4. Check out my new room and decor at Arizona State
Prison
5. Solitary room at Arizona State Prison
(Check it out! No bunk beds!)
6. Visit the chapel to make wedding arrangements:
Remember--- Lots of attracitve male Mormons!
(Make that guest list. Have Angela as my bride's
maid. Wedding colors: Red and black???)
7. Visit the conjugal room with new hubby
8. View the menu selection for my last meal
9. Death room at Arizona State Prison

Things to Do before my Death
1. Give Angela my breast implants
2. Update my journal
3. Cancel my magazine subscriptions
4. Fire Nurmi after giving him a piece of my mind
5. Meet a new judge in my appeals; make friends?
6. Find a better bf and get married
7. Get conjugal visits with my new hubby!!!
8. Continue my art work and sales on eBay
9. Advise for the movie written about my life!
10. See about a book publisher?
11. Learn Greek; practice my karate and yoga
12. Perfect operatic singing
13. Design more colorful prison uniforms
14. Write thank you letters to: Tootsie pops, Rock Pops, U-Haul, Starbucks, KY, BMW, LDS Missionaries; etc.
15. Write my will leave everything to Matt, the Wiccans.

**CuriousPortlander: 16. Put my hair in pigtails so I look hot when I get the needle

**Calypso: 17. Write to the makers of KY Jelly and share my story. Perhaps they'll ask me to endorse their product when they see my new design for their labia, I mean, lable!

**Calypso: 18. Give Grandpa back his gun.

 

[m1279]

Things to Visit Before I Die

1. Visit Maricopa jail commissary
2. Visitor room at Maricopa County Jail
3. Get job assignment in kitchen sharpening knives
4. Check out my new room and decor at Arizona State
Prison
5. Solitary room at Arizona State Prison
(Check it out! No bunk beds!)
6. Visit the chapel to make wedding arrangements:
Remember--- Lots of attracitve male Mormons!
(Make that guest list. Have Angela as my bride's
maid. Wedding colors: Red and black???)
7. Visit the conjugal room with new hubby
8. View the menu selection for my last meal
9. Death room at Arizona State Prison

Things to Do before my Death
1. Give Angela my breast implants
2. Update my journal
3. Cancel my magazine subscriptions
4. Fire Nurmi after giving him a piece of my mind
5. Meet a new judge in my appeals; make friends?
6. Find a better bf and get married
7. Get conjugal visits with my new hubby!!!
8. Continue my art work and sales on eBay
9. Advise for the movie written about my life!
10. See about a book publisher?
11. Learn Greek; practice my karate and yoga
12. Perfect operatic singing
13. Design more colorful prison uniforms
14. Write thank you letters to: Tootsie pops, Rock Pops, U-Haul, Starbucks, KY, BMW, LDS Missionaries; etc.
15. Write my will leave everything to Matt, the Wiccans.

**CuriousPortlander: 16. Put my hair in pigtails so I look hot when I get the needle

**Calypso: 17. Write to the makers of KY Jelly and share my story. Perhaps they'll ask me to endorse their product when they see my new design for their labia, I mean, lable!

**Calypso: 18. Give Grandpa back his gun.

Hahaha! My jaw dropped while I was reading this but I absolutely love it! This is beyond fantastic.