It appears that Amazon has opened up reviews for the door stopper, and people are coming out in full force. One reviewer that gave it 5 stars links back to a wish list created in 2011 for some guy named Jose Baez.
I hope that I and others here can remain above the frey and not let this get the best of us. I will consider this as sort of a tsunami - comes in full force, causes massive damage and then leaves quietly.
Rise above it.
Anything interesting on his wish list?