If anyone has a way of contacting this lady please tell her to get a small metal rod and have a cross handle welded on it or something. She can use that to stick into potential grave sites and then smell the end of it.
Linda to friend: "I'll poke and you smell!"
Friend: "You didn't tell me that when I agreed to come all the way out here with you!"
Linda: "Well, I paid for the gas!"
Friend: "What does that have to do with it? You were going anyway!"
Linda: "Alright, I'll agree with you on that one but it's my tool! I paid to have it made!"
Friend: "What the hell?"
Linda (laughing): "I'm just playing with you. Seriously now, someone has to poke and someone has to smell! It will be faster if you'll cooperate with me on this, don't you agree?"
Friend: "Why can't I poke and you smell?"
Linda: "Because I'm stronger and my sense of smell is bad because I'm 25 years older than you!"
Friend: "How about if we take turns? You poke once, I smell, then I'll poke once and you smell?"
Linda: "That won't be very efficient! We have a lot of poking and smelling to do!"
Friend: "Oh my gosh! And, what if someone sees us? What will they think?"
Linda: "We have some serious poking to do and I'm not worried about what people will think about us! Plus, this rod is 3 feet longer than my car and it will take me forever to get to the end to sniff it!"
Friend: "Well make sure you don't lose that orange flag because you might get a ticket!"
Linda: "I'm getting really frustrated here. The reason I brought you was so you could sniff and I could poke! Are you going to help or not?"
Friend: "Well, let me tell you one thing, if I sniff and it smells like a dead body, I get half the reward then! Is that a deal!"
Linda: "I totally forgot about the reward. In fact, you can have the whole thing because that's not why I've been searching!"
Friend: "Now you're talking! Let's get busy! I hope you are a good poker because I know I'm a good smeller!"
Linda (laughing): I do hope we find Susan's body. But, can you imagine what sort of questions reporters will be asking us?"
Friend (laughing): "Oh man! I can hear them now asking us questions about poking and sniffing out in the desert! Oh wow! I think I need a beer right about now!"