Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes/Scientology - MERGED THREADS

[HeartofTexas]

Ewww, Julia, I agree... the new bangs look terribly unflattering. Bangs must be topic #52 in the Big Book of Scientology, right after "how to change your lady's name so she'll forget she was ever a real person in her own right".

Defamer has a few words to say about her post-pregnancy weight gain:

Tom Cruise uses the occasion of last night's M:i:III fan screening at the Chinese Theatre to unveil a post-Miracle Baby Katie Holmes, who's spent a nearly invisible three post-partum weeks heroically putting on the the weight she couldn't seem to gain during her fake pregnancy. Better late than never!

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/tom-cruise/

 

[Lauren]

Ewww, Julia, I agree... the new bangs look terribly unflattering. Bangs must be topic #52 in the Big Book of Scientology, right after "how to change your lady's name so she'll forget she was ever a real person in her own right".

I will have to get that out and check. Or perhaps the big God Tom prefers women with their hair in their face so they can't see him.

 

[michelle]

I wonder how katie is doing? I hope she doesnt have any PPD.......

 

[Lauren]

If you had to live with that munchkin wouldn't you be depressed?

Although for some reason I don't think she ever was pregnant.(too many weird things don't add up) So why be depressed except for having to be around Tiny Tom.

 

[Ticamom]

So why be depressed except for having to be around Tiny Tom.

Tiny Tom !!!!!!!! LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that fits him to a T :woohoo:

Although if his head gets any bigger he'll turn into a bobblehead toy. He really is delusional, thinks he is a god for sure. Wonder how long before he'll blow up ? A ticking time bomb, that Tiny Tom ! :loser: :bang:

 

[Lauren]

Tiny Tom !!!!!!!! LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that fits him to a T :woohoo:

Although if his head gets any bigger he'll turn into a bobblehead toy. He really is delusional, thinks he is a god for sure. Wonder how long before he'll blow up ? A ticking time bomb, that Tiny Tom ! :loser: :bang:

He is so weird. I swear they must slip something in those water bottles at the "Center" So frickin weird. Happy is one thing, crazy is a whole another thing.
And he is dragging those kids and Kate (ie) in it. What a putz.:bang:

 

[BrendaStar]

Although if his head gets any bigger he'll turn into a bobblehead toy.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[HeartofTexas]

That's it... Catatonic Katie and Tiny Tom. Sounds like a match made in the Scientology Center Activity Hall.

 

[lizziedripping]

I have a question.

Does anyone know why Tom Thumb and Nicole Kid-me-not adopted their children and didn't have any of their own together?

 

[narlacat]

I thought because he wasn't able to do the job:crazy:

But then she was supposed to have had a miscarriage just before their marriage break up...so who knows
It seems to be a trend in Hollywood to adopt...and to adopt kids from third world countries.
I guess they all have their reasons....
Alot of celeb's don't want ruin their figure....and who wants stretch marks!

 

[Sniffy38]

I have a question: Is Suri going to go through life with only one name? I caught the tail end of an interview a couple days ago, where Tom was asked about a last name for the baby? He just gave a strange stare, sputtered, and never did answer. Not only doesn't she have a last name, but does she have a middle one?

 

[Marthatex]

Oh Martha! You and I both wrote Katie instead of Kate. We are just going to make things harder for Tom if we don't comply. Let's both try harder in the future..ok?

How could I forget - my head is just too full of trivials things lately.

Of course if they're going to play "Hail to the King and Queen" before they make their appearances, it must be King Thomas and Queen Kate. With Princess Suri (remember Suri means red rose or princess)

They also need a balcony to come out on.

(and don't even think about that dangling stuff; no I don't think so)

 

[Marthatex]

I have a question: Is Suri going to go through life with only one name? I caught the tail end of an interview a couple days ago, where Tom was asked about a last name for the baby? He just gave a strange stare, sputtered, and never did answer. Not only doesn't she have a last name, but does she have a middle one?

Surigate?? :angel:

 

[Floh]

Surigate?? :angel:

Oh

My

G_d! :croc:

that was brilliant ! :dance:

 

[Camper]

I never watch the show called, 'The View', with WA Wa Walters and ladies. BUT I was surfing the other morning and stopped when I saw Toma$$ sitting tween all those ladies. I watched for a short time, then Wa Wa laid this question on Toma$$, 'Tom, tell us about the day she was born, when Katie went into labor, tell us everything.' Toma$$ looked sunk for a couple of nano seconds, then said excitedly, 'I would rather tell you about the day we knew she was pregnant'.

Then the story he wanted to tell was this, 'I, I just looked at her and I, I just knew'. Then he said, 'I looked at her and said, you're pregnant aren't you'?

Just as quickly, a station break zipped in, and I switched channels.

Hmmm.

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[Details]

I never watch the show called, 'The View', with WA Wa Walters and ladies. BUT I was surfing the other morning and stopped when I saw Toma$$ sitting tween all those ladies. I watched for a short time, then Wa Wa laid this question on Toma$$, 'Tom, tell us about the day she was born, when Katie went into labor, tell us everything.' Toma$$ looked sunk for a couple of nano seconds, then said excitedly, 'I would rather tell you about the day we knew she was pregnant'.

He wasn't there, was he. Or did it not go the way he thought it should? Or he was so grossed out that he fainted. Or Katie and him didn't live up to the rules, and he doesn't want to admit to it, after all this fuss.

 

[Camper]

He wasn't there, was he. Or did it not go the way he thought it should? Or he was so grossed out that he fainted. Or Katie and him didn't live up to the rules, and he doesn't want to admit to it, after all this fuss.

---->>>Well I thought his response was very lame, and that there was more than he could deal with skirting the direct question.

I do believe a brand new father would have gone with the birth part of it rather than talk about HE JUST KNEW she was pregnant. Lame, truth was absent with the View. I do believe Wa Wa was on to them, and that was why she asked the question about the 'birthday'. Wa Wa is no slouch in getting to the root of things.

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[michelle]

:laugh:

Surigate?? :angel:

I am rolling!!!!!

 

[Jean]

Surigate?? :angel:

Marthatex, You just keep getting better and better with words!!

 

[Tom'sGirl]

I have a question: Is Suri going to go through life with only one name? I caught the tail end of an interview a couple days ago, where Tom was asked about a last name for the baby? He just gave a strange stare, sputtered, and never did answer. Not only doesn't she have a last name, but does she have a middle one?

Maybe the little bundle of joy's name is Suri Holmes-Donor