Only in New York 
A 22-year-old transvestite was in critical condition yesterday after he hacked off his penis, then lied and told cops he was the victim of a hate crime.
The man, who was not identified because of the nature of the crime, was in critical condition yesterday after doctors at Harlem Hospital Center were unsuccessful in reattaching his penis. Police said the man initially claimed it was a berserk gypsy cab driver who had severed his penis in a fit of rage.
But cops grew suspicious after the victim's story was inconsistent. After a second interview, police said they were able to determine the man made up the story
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/13469.htm
A 22-year-old transvestite was in critical condition yesterday after he hacked off his penis, then lied and told cops he was the victim of a hate crime.
The man, who was not identified because of the nature of the crime, was in critical condition yesterday after doctors at Harlem Hospital Center were unsuccessful in reattaching his penis. Police said the man initially claimed it was a berserk gypsy cab driver who had severed his penis in a fit of rage.
But cops grew suspicious after the victim's story was inconsistent. After a second interview, police said they were able to determine the man made up the story
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/13469.htm
Cass, do you think he might have gotten off on doing that to himself? I just can't comprehend!!! In my best Elaine voice (from Seinfeld): "What's wrong with you people?!?!!"
