Trial Catch-Phrases /Bloopers,Baezisms and just plain funny MERGED

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HHJP - I would like to make that abundantly clear ....
 
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DT: Objection
Frank George: I object to the speaking objection
 
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JB: Did you not?

He asks that at the end of almost every question he asks. Drives me INSANE.
 
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Special recess

Dogs shouldn't be allowed to testify.

Objection! Overruled! (both said by JB to himself)

Do not answer the question until I tell you to.

Judge: <modsnip>

May I approach?
 
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HHJP: What say the defense?

Now when my kids ask for something, I mimic the judge: What say Dad? LOL
 
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JB: "no further questions". and then "a moment judge?" and then he asks more questions. he does this with every darn witness!
 
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amazing

a word that has almost been tainted in my mind---at least for awhile.
 
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"JB you have 1,2,3,4,5,......members on council" Love, love love it!
 
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HHJP - "How many times do I have to tell you Mr. Baaaeezz"
 
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JB to Yuri: "Did you ask her if she ever commited suicide?"
 
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Objection; eliciting hearsay. Sustained.
 
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blawgher
 
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WebSleuths!

:rocker:
RR
 
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I can go make copies.
 
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Yeah, has to be the suicide question, that's a classic!
 
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Do you call yourself the "Dick Tracy of Orlando"?

(Quotations mark give it extra special JB meaning...lol)
 
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Have you ever committed suicide?
 
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HHJB: "Mr. Ba-ezzzzzzzzzzzz"

I heard the judge draw out his name like that today.
 
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Baez - The World Wide Web (oh dear)
 
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