Trial Catch-Phrases /Bloopers,Baezisms and just plain funny MERGED

[Pugnolia]

HHJP - I would like to make that abundantly clear ....

 

[uklaw]

DT: Objection
Frank George: I object to the speaking objection

 

[bananarama]

JB: "Aaannnd ..."

This drives me absolutely nutz!

 

[Alcina]

JB: Did you not?

He asks that at the end of almost every question he asks. Drives me INSANE.

 

[CementPond]

Special recess

Dogs shouldn't be allowed to testify.

Objection! Overruled! (both said by JB to himself)

Do not answer the question until I tell you to.

Judge: <modsnip>

May I approach?

 

[Sterling]

HHJP: What say the defense?

Now when my kids ask for something, I mimic the judge: What say Dad? LOL

 

[barrysgirl]

JB: "no further questions". and then "a moment judge?" and then he asks more questions. he does this with every darn witness!

 

[costalpilot]

amazing

a word that has almost been tainted in my mind---at least for awhile.

 

[gmt]

"JB you have 1,2,3,4,5,......members on council" Love, love love it!

 

[3doglady]

HHJP - "How many times do I have to tell you Mr. Baaaeezz"

 

[Mohabi]

JB to Yuri: "Did you ask her if she ever commited suicide?"

 

[Marina2]

Objection; eliciting hearsay. Sustained.

 

[MissJames]

blawgher

 

[RiverRat]

WebSleuths!

:rocker:
RR

 

[strawberry]

I can go make copies.

 

[lookieloo]

Yeah, has to be the suicide question, that's a classic!

 

[ebedeeb]

Do you call yourself the "Dick Tracy of Orlando"?

(Quotations mark give it extra special JB meaning...lol)

 

[AquaEyes]

Have you ever committed suicide?

 

[AquaEyes]

HHJB: "Mr. Ba-ezzzzzzzzzzzz"

I heard the judge draw out his name like that today.

 

[darnudes]

Baez - The World Wide Web (oh dear)