FrayedKnot
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We are living duel lives here. My children walk by me sitting at the computer and roll their eyes..."I thought you said after Kyron Horman you weren't going to watch anymore of these things..." :jail:
PS...So the bartender says, "I already told you, I don't serve STRINGS in this bar now go on back outside with your other friends."
The third STRING was a little bigger than the rest and he says..."Wait!! I've got an idea! and he ties a BIG KNOT in his middle and frays up the ends of his hair and marches into the bar.
String gets up to the bar and orders a cold Miller draft.
Bartender says..."Heyyy...are you sure you're not a string??"
String says..."Nope! I'm a FRAYED KNOT."
(One of my favorite jokes).
Ahhh , you work just like a tonic on me! My nickname is my all-time fave joke. I know puns are the lowest form of humor and I am cool with that. I am not an intellectual snob. Obviously!
DD is embarrassed (shocker) that I think that joke is so funny. And the horse/bar/why the long face joke, too. :floorlaugh:
I'm a dork.