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did the judge seriously say that?
Not the judge in THIS case. Not Milady. Another judge on an expert panel.
did the judge seriously say that?
did the judge seriously say that?
LOL. Thanks for this. Here's my version:
Nel: Mr. Pistorius, did you have a pee this morning?
Nel: Why are you crying?
** 10 Minute Adjournment **
Nel: Mr. Pistorius, did you have a pee this morning?
Ocscar: I did my Lady. I relieved myself at 6:42 am.
Nel: YOURSELF. That's right. You relieved YOURSELF. This is all about YOU.
Oscar: Um
Nel: Um? Why did you say um?
Oscar: I, I don't know my Lady. I was confused by the question.
Nel: No no no Mr. Pistorius. You cannot get away with that. You said um. Why would you say that? My question was about whether relieving yourself was all about you. Why did you say um?
Oscar: I don't know my Lady.
Nel: Tell the court exactly what you did.
Oscar: I walked to the bathroom and I raised the lid and
Nel: You raised the lid? Mr. Pistorius you didn't say you raised the lid when you told the court a few minutes ago you relieved yourself at 6:42 am.
Oscar: I raised the lid my Lady. Otherwise there would have been piss all over the floor.
Nel: No Mr. Pistorius. You see? You are tailoring your evidence.
Oscar: I'm not tailoring my evidence my Lady.
Roux: My lady I apologize for it the interjection, but I just wanted to say that your bun is brilliant today. One can only assume it must be there to hold your vast intellect my Lady. Sorry for the interruption my Lady. I just hadn't grovelled to you for while and I was getting anxious. Thank you my Lady.
Judge: Yes.
Nel: Mr. Pistorius, why are you tailoring your evidence?
Oscar: How can you sleep at night?
Nel: What?
Oscar: What?
Nel: Why did you say that?
Oscar: I didn't.
Nel: Mr. Pistorius you asked how I can sleep at night!
Oscar: No I didn't my Lady.
Nel: Do you walk to work or take a lunch?
Oscar: I...what?
Nel: What is the last movie you saw?
Oscar: Escape from Alcatraz
Nel: Okay, so you claim you opened the lid and then what?
Oscar: During the movie? What lid? I had some M & Ms.
Nel: You cannot get away with this Mr. Pistorius. Pretending you don't understand the question. You claimed to this court that you opened the toilet lid. What time did you open it?
Oscar: 6:42 my Lady.
Nel: No! You told this court you relieved yourself at 6:42! You are lying about relieving yourself Mr. Pistorius. Why would you do that? I put it to you that you did not relieve yourself this morning or any time since. What do you say Mr. Pisorius? Sorry, Mr. Pistorius?
Oscar: I relieved myself my Lady. As I said, I relieved myself on the balcony at 6:42.
Nel: The balcony?
Oscar: I made a mistake my Lady. I relieved myself in the toilet.
Nel: May it please the court my lady I'd like to please the court. Can we take a short adjournment, please? To please the court?
Adjourned.
did the judge seriously say that?
Hi all. Long time lurker, first time poster here.eace:
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Welcome to the gang :welcome5:
Why is that Colonel?Good grief! I've just come to the end of the posts for today/tonight. I don't like it.
Does anyone know anything about this issue of the crickets in the background during the outdoor gun and bat sound tests, where the prosecution are claiming (or moving towards claimimg) that the insects are louder in the bat test, suggesting it's been amplified?'.
Hi all. Long time lurker, first time poster here.eace:
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Just on Wolmerans. I don't get the impression that he's tailored his evidence and he has come across as fairly honest imho.
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He does however come across as being fairly disorganised as far as report writing and record keeping during his investigations. That may explain why he only has the one report, his final report.It does seem a bit odd for an expert working for the defence though. Surely they would request regular updates during his investigations.
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JMO
Absolutely! Those are judge Greenland's exact words.
Wasn't the toilet full of dark blood?
... Mangena's bottom... Do people really use the word "bottom" any more?
So, Wollie was tasked with fishing it out.
The man has a bad back, a huge stomach, and he can barely breathe.
He probably leaned over, passed out, and his hand just fell into it.
I can't help wondering who has purchased the house - I wouldn't be surprised if residents got together and bought it. Otherwise, it could end up with a buyer who gives guided tours or something.
The agents says they accepted one 'of all the offers', but I do wonder exactly how many offers there were.
http://www.enca.com/south-africa/oscar-sells-his-house-report
I have a quirky thing happen to me all the time. Often when I click on the Thanks button I get a yellow triangle coming up with "Message from webpage" inside it and the Thanks won't register. The only way around it is for me to go forward or backward a page and the Thanks is there again. It drives me nut.
In Oz we do, but the younger generations are far more likely to say something else.
We also have some words that make us all :floorlaugh: when visitors innocently use them because they've been given a whole new meaning here. I won't give any examples though. You Aussies will know what I mean.
There are plenty of ways in the US to avoid disclosing multiple drafts of an expert report. Happens all the time. jmo