The Guardian article is incredible (that's a phrase I have never said before, and probably never will again!). There are many incredible parts, but this is probably my favourite bit:
But Gordon persisted: he was without representation; he hadn’t realised what he was doing.
“As I’ve pointed out,” said Lucraft, “you have chosen to represent yourself. It was not forced upon you, that was your choice.”
“If I was aware that this was how self-representation was conducted,” said Gordon, “I probably wouldn’t have done it.”
Mark Alton Gordon. A man who once gave "the 31st of April" as a fake date of birth to two police officers, before assaulting them, in a maternity ward. And this guy thought he had the intellect to act as his own legal representative!?