GUILTY UK - Helen Bailey, 51, Royston, 11 April 2016 #7

[icemaiden65]

Men called Nick and Joe have just been brought into court. Pros claim descriptions IS gave match people he knew from Bassingbourn @BBCLookEast

OMG, OMG, OMG!! I just almost wet myself!

 

[ColourPurple]

Jesus it's common if you're making up a description to actually describe somebody you know so that you don't forget how you've described them but to give them the same bloody names too????

inocchio::rolling::rolling:

 

[scandinavian girl]

WHAT!! ?????? huh, I am speechless.

 

[Tortoise]

I've got a stitch.

My cat is looking at me like WTF?

 

[LouP1209]

This is truly unbelievable :laughing:

 

[neteditor]

So that was the legal matter - could these new pros witnesses be brought in...

 

[Alyce]

I so hope Michelle is there today

 

[Squamous]

So they literally just produced Nick and Joe, poor blokes, made them take a bow, and shuffled them back out?!

Man alive, you couldn't make it up!

 

[snoopydog]

Sorry I'm crying with laughter now. As they are ushered back out of the court. OMG. That is so bizarre.

So quite possibly the mentions of a nick and jo or joe in the diaries was totally coincidental..... I cannot believe IS used people he knew as inspiration for his lie. What an almighty idiot that man is.


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[pollypi]

So they literally just produced Nick and Joe, poor blokes, made them take a bow, and shuffled them back out?!

Man alive, you couldn't make it up!

Why didn't they get to punch IS to see if its the same!

 

[ColourPurple]

Do you think the real Nick and Joe randomly punch him in real life too?

:crazy::crazy:

 

[neteditor]

I'm guessing Nick and Joe have followed the trial and contacted police when they realised they were being described. Hence them being late prosecution witnesses and not called during the prosecution phase.

 

[neteditor]

Do you think the real Nick and Joe randomly punch him in real life too?

:crazy::crazy:

I bet they would now, given a chance lmao

 

[Alyce]

Tara hasnt updated her feed yet. She's probably rolling on the floor :laughing::laughing:

 

[Squamous]

So quite possibly the mentions of a nick and jo or joe in the diaries was totally coincidental..... I cannot believe IS used people he knew as inspiration for his lie. What an almighty idiot that man is.


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With the same names!! Ahahahaha! Did they make them talk in their funny accents too?!

I bet Nick does feel like getting IS into a headlock.

 

[Tortoise]

Tara can't tweet right now. She's incapacitated with laughter.


(joke)

 

[Squamous]

Ha, my OH just texted to ask if they've said that Dave made them do it.

ETA and to ask if one appeared to be about 56 :laugh:

 

[neteditor]

Tara hasnt updated her feed yet. She's probably rolling on the floor :laughing::laughing:

OBF was meant to be on news channel 4 minutes ago... I'm guessing he's doing a rapid rewrite! While wetting himself.

 

[JudgeJudi]

Seems like a lengthy delay. Jurors and gallery must have all fainted and someone is looking for the smelling salts.

 

[neteditor]

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