UK Phallic topiary pruned

[wfgodot]

Premier Inn removes spherical bushes from plants outside new hotel that made topiary look like a phallus. (Daily Mail)
* The phallic plants were put outside a new hotel in Woking, Surrey
* The spherical bushes were removed after raising eyebrows among locals
* Premier Inn bosses have since said that the bushes don't belong to them

More, with, erm, pictures, at the link.

 

[tezi]

LMAO just LMAO!:floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

 

[21merc7]

If they wait a few months they can even circumshape it. :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh:

 

[Cherry]

OUCH! lol hilarious. And they allow that green one to stay? I knw that locals refer to it as the great green dildo? It's awful construction; to my artistic eye! Ouch; I wish they would add onto it to change the shape; maybe someday they will as I think it ruins the skyline myself....

 

[atm9533]

I received a topiary for my birthday and have no idea how to prune it. I clicked on here thinking this would give me some ideas. guess not....LOL

 

[TrackerSam]

OUCH! lol hilarious. And they allow that green one to stay? I knw that locals refer to it as the great green dildo? It's awful construction; to my artistic eye! Ouch; I wish they would add onto it to change the shape; maybe someday they will as I think it ruins the skyline myself....

They were green with envy.
Oh mother nature...................... daddy's home.

 

[tezi]

I received a topiary for my birthday and have no idea how to prune it. I clicked on here thinking this would give me some ideas. guess not....LOL

Well, stick around, someone will help you!!! Seriously, didn't you like the topiary? You could use that shape?

JMO

 

[LadyL]

they just look like a tall bush to me ~shrug~

 

[rabidstoat]

Dangerously close to being NSFW, that one! Hee hee. :floorlaugh:

 

[CHERIE.T]

Bahahahaha

 

[Elley Mae]

Concrete Posts Shaped Like Male Genitalia The Talk Of Scott Township

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2013/09/26/scott-township-concrete-posts-the-talk-of-the-town/

You would think that people are becoming sex crazed.

 

[meanmaryjean]

My favorite line in the whole story...... "But some were more concerned about declining standards of British topiary."

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[TrackerSam]

Concrete Posts Shaped Like Male Genitalia The Talk Of Scott Township

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2013/09/26/scott-township-concrete-posts-the-talk-of-the-town/

You would think that people are becoming sex crazed.

And they're called bollards. But no bollocks.:floorlaugh:

 

[FrayedKnot]

Mazel tov! I just love a good bris. Anyone want to try the calamari?

 

[T4Tide]

Those shrubs might be akin to this species of local tree we have here in Alabama, the peenus rigida, more commonly known as the Peckerwood Pine.

 

[Linda7NJ]

 

[daisymae]

Those shrubs might be akin to this species of local tree we have here in Alabama, the peenus rigida, more commonly known as the Peckerwood Pine.

:floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

Can I buy a peckerwood pine anywhere? Oh my!

 

[CHERIE.T]

Concrete Posts Shaped Like Male Genitalia The Talk Of Scott Township

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2013/09/26/scott-township-concrete-posts-the-talk-of-the-town/

You would think that people are becoming sex crazed.

Lololol, not concrete post! :floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

 

[legalmania]

Take that Linda Lovelace.

 

[T4Tide]

Lololol, not concrete post! :floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

What were they thinking erecting those in the township, for Peter's sake?




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