wait til he gets to the bit about using the red bucket for 3 days, buying the clingfilm and forgetting to get packing boxes, finding the toilet out of order after Nathan had been OUT working with a friend, sending him a text about that "work LOL", watching the Disney spoof while Becky was laying in her bathtub, sleeping like Sleeping Beauty, wearing the DIY facemask, not using her freezer to put away the frozen shopping, needing a lift home from 2 men after midnight on 23rd/24th when their car was just outside, not letting the police in to search CML on 23rd, not mentioning Becky to her Mum, ....or is he going to miss all that out I wonder?