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Skye Lazaro is Kouri's attorney. Kouri is preparing brother Ronnie for a meeting with her attorney; she wants him to lie at that meeting.Wow! There is so much to unpack in this letter. And apparently there is another letter as well that was destroyed?
Just so others don't have to wade through all that chickenscratch, here's a quick summary, although the writing is pretty disjointed and hard to put the pieces together.
She's a piece of work, all right.
- Kouri wants Lisa, her mother, to convince her brother Ronald to lie for her and claim that Eric was sourcing drugs from Mexican ranch hands. This was what was detailed in the prosecution's motion.
- There's something about gummies with fentanyl that Kouri hopes to use in her defense but her attorney Skye thinks could be turned against her by the prosecution
- Skye also has a PI investigating some ranch (in Mexico?) that Eric stayed at (with Ronald?)
- Once Kouri is out of prison, they will get "those d*mn b*tches" (Eric's sisters?)
- Kouri tells her mom that someone named Lotto should not contact her. (Is that her reputed lover?)
- Kouri is behind on mortgages for Marissa's house, Chelsea's house (more relatives?) and her mom's house. She saw a commercial for Utah mortgage relief and hopes they can get help from them. There's also mention of place in Kansas (a mortgage lender?). Also, Kouri wants Lotto (the same guy she didn't want to contact her) to take out a home equity loan on his property and lend the money to her so she can get out from under the debt. There was a reference to his "hideout" that confused me until I realized Hideout is a town in Utah.
- Kouri has some devious scheme of anonymously sending out photos of Eric's sister's daughters to media companies. This would apparently "get at" her sister-in-law. I couldn't make heads or tails of that one.
- More scheming about an upcoming Good Morning America interview. In addition to Skye, more names are mentioned (Chelsea, Kelsey, Selma, Ali) who are all supposed to say that Eric never went to church and regularly drank and did drugs. Also that Kouri's sisters-in-law were jealous of her and her lifestyle.
- Something about her mom working on gun receipts? This would be for her defense after the prosecutors refuse to follow up on it.
- Wants her mom to get her Crest Whitestrips because her teeth are getting yellow. She would have to smuggle them into the jail in a plain white envelope via Skye. Although it doesn't seem likely that any decent attorney would willingly smuggle contraband.
What is obvious is that Kouri is not just trying to hoodwink the universe, she's also trying to hoodwink her attorney. Is it just me, or do others want to see Lazaro's reaction to this jail find?
I realize Skye likely uses whitestrips herself (look at her rack of pearly whites!), but risking her license to slip whitestrips to Kouri, IMO would not be a likely event. Kouri evidently has no concept of personal boundaries, ethics, or professional protocols.