Oh !! I see what happened now !!
After texting her friend, Cheryl inexplicably punched herself in the face. She hit herself so hard in fact, she ended up face down on the passengers seat. She then turned her cellphone off and was so angry about leaving her badge at home, that she opted to get out of her car with purse and cellphone in hand, and then began walking 1.2 miles down the street without being seen. After having walked the 1.2 miles down a busy street in the rain and with no one seeing her, she decided to enter a concrete culvert via a flooded ditch and crawl on her hands and knees to the far side as water flowed through the culvert.
After taking a seat in foot deep water, she took out a penknife and slashed a couple of her fingertips. Afterwards, she swallowed an entire bottle of prescription pills and made sure all the evidence was swept away in the current. Phone, pills, knife, purse, all swept away.
It was right there in front of us all along......can't you guys see it !!??
Once the M.E. pointed out the tiny cuts on her fingers, of which he has no idea if self inflicted or not, that just opened everything up for me.
What a crock of Sh%&%*t
