This Poll has some loaded questions.
If one of the options had been "Who would write a ransom note?" then I would have ticked a box for 'a kidnapper' (if there had been such a box)
If one of the options had been "Who wrote THAT ransom note?" then my answer would have been the housewife with a journalism background.
As history has proven, Miz Adventure, wording of poll questions does matter!