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Grandma got run over by a reindeer...Actually, it was most likely a caribou.

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“My friend forgot to put her seatbelt on and we got a call from customer service,” Fessel said. “It was a human saying that she had to put her seatbelt on. I was impressed by that.”



12/7/2024
 
"Ohio funeral home strives to become 'party planner for dead people,' seeks liquor license"

"There's high emotion, crying, camaraderie, singing, sometimes personal confessions and drama, but are funerals and bars really that similar? An Ohio funeral director thinks so as he strives to become the first owner of the funeral home in the state with a liquor license."

"“My role in this position is to kind of be a party planner for the dead,” Triplett, told WSY."
"Triplett added it's not just novelty, there's a safety component, too.
"While many a funeral service ends with family and friends heading off to each other's homes and to local restaurants and bar to raise a toast to their beloved, this would keep them on the premises. And they wouldn't be getting behind the wheel."

What's that again pls? They gotta get behind the wheel at some point.
I guess it's---Party on, Garth. Party on, Wayne. (SNL)

 

A Virginia father posted joyful Christmas decorations on his Facebook profile, but the local sheriff accused him of stealing the holiday inflatable set up strewn across his front yard.

Trey Robinette flaunted the Santas and snowmen last week in a post on social media that said the holiday display was dedicated to his a daughter Baleigh.

'Winter wonderland all set up at the house for little miss baleigh, I think she's going to love it,' he wrote in his Facebook post.

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After locals flooded the comments of the post to criticize Robinette for allegedly stealing the decorations, the Henry County Sheriff's Office chimed in with a devastatingly funny reaction.

'Mr. Robinette, Sheriff Davis and several other deputies came by your home today to look at this fine display of Christmas Joy in your front yard and we just so happened to notice that they all belong to other fine citizens who work for a living,' the sheriff commented.

'We appreciate your holiday spirit, but next time we suggest decking your halls with decorations that you actually bought and paid for. Our deputies will be back soon to discuss your inflated sense of entitlement. Merry Christmas!' the comment finished.
 
"Ohio funeral home strives to become 'party planner for dead people,' seeks liquor license"

"There's high emotion, crying, camaraderie, singing, sometimes personal confessions and drama, but are funerals and bars really that similar? An Ohio funeral director thinks so as he strives to become the first owner of the funeral home in the state with a liquor license."

"“My role in this position is to kind of be a party planner for the dead,” Triplett, told WSY."
"Triplett added it's not just novelty, there's a safety component, too.
"While many a funeral service ends with family and friends heading off to each other's homes and to local restaurants and bar to raise a toast to their beloved, this would keep them on the premises. And they wouldn't be getting behind the wheel."

What's that again pls? They gotta get behind the wheel at some point.
I guess it's---Party on, Garth. Party on, Wayne. (SNL)

He can open a hotel, too. Funeral, after-party, sleep it off and no one gets behind the wheel.
 

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