Your Favorite Juanderful Court Moment & Quotes

[Alexander family fan]

Knowing that he will speak at each and every appeal hearing she has gives me peace. The best Juanderful moment may be yet to come, start at 21 minute mark.

http://youtu.be/lDQuXm505bs

 

[jayarohh]

To ALV: No no no; I'm not talking about a person. I'm talking about the defendant.

 

[Alexander family fan]

http://youtu.be/cdPuRs-c9nU

 

[SassyMom]

"I know I said I saw a dog, it looked like a German Shepherd, perhaps I would probably see a Mexican Chihuahua."

 

[VivianVance]

When he referred to the defense team adding pennies to their cauldron, er, bucket, er.... well, whatever the receptacle that was some great snark there.

(all posts on this thread get an automatic Thanks from me!)

 

[kaydono]

I forgot this one, priceless..................

"Do you have problems with your memory then?"
"No, sir, no more problems than you do,
"Sir, with regard to this issue, have you conducted a diagnostic test on the prosecutor?
"No, I have not,"
"How would you know about his memory problems?"

So "JuanSnarkyfied" and made Samuels look more like a Clueless Dr. Douchebag......... ooops, am I in trouble for that comment? Thesaurus online had no listing for the word "douchebag" lol. nline:

 

[IfIMay]

paraphrased...


"No. There's no guessing anymore."

 

[Mintedlace]

JM: What factors influence your having a memory problem?
JA: Um, usually, when men like you are screaming at me or grilling me or someone like Travis doing the same.
JM: So that affects your memory problems, right?
JA: It does. It makes my brain scrambled.
JM: So, you're saying, basically, what you're saying is it's Mr. Martinez's fault that you can't remember things that are going on.
JA: It's not your fault.
JM: I'm not saying that. You're saying that. Isn't it?
JA: No, I'm not saying that.
JM: Is it something about a certain decibel of the voice that creates problems?
JA: Decibel, tone, content. Sort of a combination of those factors.
JM: *moves right up to where Mike is sitting and whispers* Ma'am.

Priceless.
:floorlaugh: I love that man.

 

[Whisperer]

My favorite moment was when ja described how much it stung when she was going to cut herself to commit suicide. Juan's response:

"Imagine how Travis felt when you STUCK that knife into his chest".

:thud:

 

[wasnt_me]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6km92skS8wA

Here's some awesome Juan moments. Dt. Flores tried to warn Jodi....

 

[anagrammy]

I've noticed the jurors mimicking Juan's Juanderful style. My fav:

Considering 28 stab wounds, a slit throat and a bullet in the head, wouldn't you consider Jodi to have committed the worst domestic violence?

ALV: (long pause) "No."

(sound in distance of career flushing down the toilet)

 

[Hopeful One]

Not quite Juanisms but does Radaronline read here?

30 Most Memorable and Outrageous Quotes from Jodi Arias Trial

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/04/most-memorable-outrageous-quotes-jodi-arias-trial/

 

[iSleuth]

"Why is it ....mam...that you showed up with three gas cans....in Salt Lake City?"



starting at 4:15 mins
Prosecutor Juan Martinez's "Perry Mason" Moment - Busts Jodi Arias For Lying About Gas Cans - YouTube

 

[ElleElle]

"God's not here. We can't subpoena him." ~ Juan Martinez :rocker:

 

[karengo]

I'm not sure its my favorite but when Jodi was trying to shock him and say he Ji**ed on my face, and without missing a beat Juan picked the word up and went with it. I was dying laughing.

Also what were you going to do with the gun? throw it at him?

 

[Girlyloop]

One of my faves is "God's not here. We can't subpoena him."

 

[lucegirl]

I can't believe no one has added the zinger from yesterday "and what is that blondish whitish thing in his lap?" That is my all time new favorite - the fact that with so few words he managed to call her a "thing" while snarking on her absurd draping in his lap. Absolutely brilliant!

 

[lucegirl]

Slightly O/T (but I am killing time before 1:30), NG has had some priceless zingers as well. The ones that come to mind are when she was covering Samuels' testimony and the numerous times he couldn't find his notes and said "they must be on my desk" - NG said with her upmost incredulity during her little montage "Where. Is. His. Desk?" That even got a laugh out of my DH who isn't remotely interested in this case. Also - she has said several times "This isn't a quilting bee..." LOL LOL

 

[ADoyle]

My favorite quote has been mentioned a few times, "God's not here. We can't subpoena him."

 

[AZWatcher]

Don't want to misquote ... That blonde thing in Mr Alexander's lap ... :rockon: