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Ugh. I can't imagine how uncomfortable it would be to discuss this topic with my mother. :-)

My daughter gets the same lesson from me. To her horror, her boyfriend and other friends who text me from time to time get their texts critiqued and returned with corrections! :-) As for sexting - I didn't know there was a name for it. I do know that while trying to take a picture of my face...

I've seen the homeless shelter here in my town and have to agree with the homeless guy. I'd rather live 20 feet from a frozen corpse than with the dangerous crack heads at the homeless shelter. We sure have become desensitized nowdays, or is it a heightened sense of self preservation...

Is it really worse for her to go to a bar and pick up some sleeze, than to get millions of dollars for picking up someone who is perhaps an identical sleeze? I've given it away (not to bar sleeze... but my ex turned out to be a sleeze, anyway.) I wouldn't have turned down the $ and I don't...

Eating your eyeball is a great idea to garner sympathy. :eek: I think I'll try that sometime. No wait, I'm sane. Maybe I'll just pretend my stomach hurts. :)

It's not like most of us have never tasted it... but I don't think I'd recognize it in an unlikely location such as my bottle of water.... unless... I was already familiar with that PARTICULAR man.

I love the phrase "intentionally breaking wind." Just because it accidentally happens to everyone else and they blame it on the dog or the next person over... this honest child will admit it is his fart and all heck breaks lose! No wonder boys lie!

A picture is worth a thousand words. (But... talk is cheap!)

I just love how you can have a thousand thoughts and questions and reactions... but THIS one was the first one! *snicker*

Someone asked how loud a .22 is when fired. LOUD. That's why it's advisable to wear hearing protection when you fire one. No matter who fired the gun, it ought to have been heard from outside of the house and down the road. That's why I can't believe that the roommate was outside of the...

Can an 8 year old sign a legal signature?

Then HOW do you explain your underwear that was found at the scene in the drawers?

Our X Mart doesn't let you return anything once you've tried it. Oh. You were kidding. Okay. :)

"So, how much fine should be assessed for letting a corpse sit on your toilet for two months?" "Oh, $350 ought to cover it." Who MAKES these decisions?

When the wives/husbands/girlfriends/boyfriends of these inmates find out - visitation is going to be a HOOT!

Giving her your blessings and your prayers makes her life so much more comfortable, but it's totally natural to feel inside that you actually on some level sometimes don't mean it. Give yourself permission to harbor some feelings that you are not as comfortable with this as she'd believe you...

The interview sounded to me like when I tried to get to the bottom of things in my afterschool daycare. The lies flowed around so much that even when you tried to make the pieces fit, they never did. I'd be just as willing to bet that even if there was no residue on him or his clothing, just...

Mental illness is certainly messed up. Yet another thing to be thankful we don't have, at Thanksgiving.

If they didn't want the heart - hopefully, the one they found made it to another person who could appreciate it.

That home is as spotless as any home in any CSI episode. Do people really live that neatly?