LOL! Indeed:crazy:His is a piss poor excuse of a man.
"like I'm drinking their youth"
WTH?!
This is a news report (cached) from Feb 2006 about the same guy, same crime:
http://www.nbc4i.com/news/7302651/detail.html (Feb 2006)
QUOTE Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine
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February 21, 2006
COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A disturbing case was discovered Tuesday about a Central Ohio man who allegedly told police he likes to drink the urine of adolescent boys.
Alan Patton, 54, is in jail after allegedly telling Gahanna police that he enjoys drinking urine.
Detective Ron Fithen interviewed Patton after he was arrested while leaving a movie theater last weekend.
"Listening to his describe it, it's like listening to a crack or cocaine addict. He's addicted to children's urine," Fithen said.
According to police, Patton said he's been drinking urine for years.
"He told us he's been doing it over 40 years, since he was 7 years old," Fithen said.
Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom.
Patton allegedly told police that he leaves the stall after the child leaves.
"He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Fithen said.
Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him. He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth."
A New Albany father played a role in Patton's arrest. He told someone at a movie theater that Patton was staring at his son in the bathroom. The theater employee then called police.
Officials said Patton is a registered sexual predator, who was convicted of rape 13 years ago.
Police believe Patton has been collecting and drinking urine in cities around Central Ohio, including Hilliard, Westerville, Dublin, Worthington and Gahanna.
"like I'm drinking their youth"
WTH?!
Oddly enough, I really get his statement. I think recapturing/capturing youth and innocence is a driving sexual force for lots of people - even for people not on the abnormal end of the sprectrum of human sexual desire where this man obviously lives.
It really makes me wonder how some folks develop strange sexual fetishes. It's a mystery how an activity that repulses most of us can be found erotic to some of us. Human sexual behavior is fascinating - and sometimes very very sad.
Oddly enough, I really get his statement. I think recapturing/capturing youth and innocence is a driving sexual force for lots of people - even for people not on the abnormal end of the sprectrum of human sexual desire where this man obviously lives.
It really makes me wonder how some folks develop strange sexual fetishes. It's a mystery how an activity that repulses most of us can be found erotic to some of us. Human sexual behavior is fascinating - and sometimes very very sad.
I think he should have tried a grape Nehi and a popsicle if he wanted to recapture his youth.
Im not going any further than post 2 which is yours BP...just take the thing out the back of somewhere and shoot him.I swore to myself I wasn't going to read this thread....why of freaking why didn't I listen to myself?? Disgusting:sick:uke:
Now everybody is wondering what happened to this registered sex offender being tracked. Wake up call this isn't working. We can't presently trust the justice system to keep our children safe.
In 2006 a Judge told Patton that he was not permitted to enter rest rooms in public places such as movie theaters and libraries. Oh, O.K.:furious: That sure worked.
The wonderful global tracking device? Dude was supposed to be wearing it for 5 years. Seems like he was so who was minding where the guy went? Interestingly, the head PO was not available to comment. How many times have we seen where the GPS isn't working? Or it works and nobody is minding the store? BTW, this guy is even creepier looking now. I can't imagine some poor little child seeing this freak. :furious:
http://www.nbc4i.com/midwest/cmh/news.apx.-content-articles-CMH-2008-06-30-0025.html
.Anyone think Alan Patton is still locked up? If he got out on bail would you think he did what he was told to do like stay the he*l away from kids and specific public places like a swimming pool?
:furious::furious::furious::furious::furious::furious::furious::furious::furious::furious::furious:He got kicked out of a public swimming pool. Dude just got out of court and he's at a swimming pool.:furious::furious::furious::furious::furious::furious::furious:
Is he locked up now? Nope. He got a criminal trespassing warning.:furious: Patton was noticed by patrons of the Hilliard pool acting strangely and then someone noticed him from a flier which was handed out to rec centers. He laready violated his parole when he was collecting little kids urine a few weeks ago. His lousey no good for nothing tracking device wasn't monitored and now he's in a public pool? Free to go to another one tmorrow? Man, why not just line a bunch of little kids up to pee for this guy. I mean just hand kids to him because that's what is happening here.
http://dispatch.com/live/content/local_news/stories/2008/07/11/patton.html?sid=101