Okeydokey -- let's get this straight -- hang on. The defense will now entertain the following scenario:
So Vascodegama, fresh from his circumnavigation of the globe, receives a call from GA thirty days after the "accidental drowning", owing to GA's great respect for the former's expertise in all things related to kidnapping.
Now, this could only mean that GA intended to frame poor ICA! And I'm sure we'll hear precisely how he knew that CA would locate ICA the following day... that should be interesting, since neither of them knew where she was and had their son actively looking for her. But apparently, the Criminal Mastermind known as GA intuitively realized (using his extraordinary powers of criminal deduction) that they would locate ICA the next day, and thus sought out the help of a consultant in order to begin (apparently) his plan to frame his daughter for a kidnapping so that his "secret" would remain safe relative to the sexual abuse with ICA.
But wait! Yes, it's true that the so-called "experts" called by the State have testified that little Caylee's body was in its final resting place for the entirety of the thirty days prior to this unlikely call for expert consultation, and there is no evidence of tampering (to include duct tape, or the strategic placing of garbage and laundry bags) re the body, and thus the "kidnapping" scenario seems, at first glance, nonsensical and entirely inconsistent with the facts. But this is because all of us have been had by the greatest criminal mastermind of our time.
GA only wants us to believe that he was attempting to set up a kidnapping scenario, hence his consultation with the well-known world explorer. In reality, he was attempting to set up a murder scenario and leave his daughter holding the bag. We will all understand this when we hear about how Vascadegama suggested that the duct tape would be a "nice touch," and how GA also got the idea of the bags from him as well.
As to that pesky forensic stuff, we will simply have to rely on our own "common sense" in arriving at a reasonable conclusion. Who in the world would fail to realize that this was all a carefully orchestrated plot, masterminded by the evil GA? There is, after all, no evidence pointing toward the defendant.
Your honor, the defense rests.
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