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In anticipation of this evening’s upcoming Full Moon
and in no fear of fast asleep nightmares
of dreaming that a whopper of a Kingfish in room 4 on the good ship Parmelia dunnit it with either the abacus or theasaurus, and then the ship running aground on Cott Beach after it’s GPS got hacked, before being pulverised from the heavens, after the remnants of a 100 tonne meteorite first took out the ship’s nesting Eagle figurehead/mascot, before smashing into the ship’s cabin roof, destroying all the evidence, except for a half eaten smoked salmon and frogs legs rissole, and the ship’s extraordinary long and mis-spelled numberplate, displaying 88-AT-GL1DE-5T
(Leaving backseat detectives speculating on whether the missing book from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series was titled “So Ridiculous, and No Thanks for All the Crabs, Prawns and Fish”.)
Could there be a more scientific reason why none of the 4 attacks/murders (KK, SS, JR & CG) occurred on a Full or nearly Full Moon?
Just a lunar luny coincidence, or easier for the perpetrator(s) to hide in the shadows?
Perhaps to decrease the risk of being more clearly seen when attacking, deceiving, transporting, moving or disposing of a victim?
Either way, it’s abundantly clear that we are not dealing with a werewolf.
https://www.timeanddate.com/moon/phases/australia/perth?year=1996
and in no fear of fast asleep nightmares
of dreaming that a whopper of a Kingfish in room 4 on the good ship Parmelia dunnit it with either the abacus or theasaurus, and then the ship running aground on Cott Beach after it’s GPS got hacked, before being pulverised from the heavens, after the remnants of a 100 tonne meteorite first took out the ship’s nesting Eagle figurehead/mascot, before smashing into the ship’s cabin roof, destroying all the evidence, except for a half eaten smoked salmon and frogs legs rissole, and the ship’s extraordinary long and mis-spelled numberplate, displaying 88-AT-GL1DE-5T
(Leaving backseat detectives speculating on whether the missing book from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series was titled “So Ridiculous, and No Thanks for All the Crabs, Prawns and Fish”.)
Could there be a more scientific reason why none of the 4 attacks/murders (KK, SS, JR & CG) occurred on a Full or nearly Full Moon?
Just a lunar luny coincidence, or easier for the perpetrator(s) to hide in the shadows?
Perhaps to decrease the risk of being more clearly seen when attacking, deceiving, transporting, moving or disposing of a victim?
Either way, it’s abundantly clear that we are not dealing with a werewolf.
https://www.timeanddate.com/moon/phases/australia/perth?year=1996