Ok...on the anthropologists...that the defense is ranting about not being there...I KNOW they mean forensic anthropologists...but MUST share this personal story with you all
Many years ago the coal mine where I worked had an explosion/fire (I swear I wanted to but didn't do it)...so we were forced to move the portal area to another section of land...
Before you can just go digging...many permits and tests must be done...the company had to hire an anthropologist to research the area...
Since we were all salary...some of us built fence, worked elsewhere..I was put with the crews that worked for the Anthro...
We set up the screens, roped off pits to dig in the gulch below the site of the new portal area...it was summer, very hot and buggy..the guy brought his dog every day and made me mad because the dog was matted and dirty/hot/flies...the guy would sit on his arse all day while we dug and sifted...
I actually brought HIM shampoo and a dog brush and told him to clean up his poor dog in the creek <LOL>...we were all pissed at him by then.
We found some really neat pottery shards, some tiny arrowheads...and a fire pit. Once we found the fire pit about 4-5 feet down, he had us dig on one side of it...telling us these detailed stories of what the Native Americans were doing and how each piece we found tied in...
I noticed that in the early evening the wind would come across the area a certain way....making the side were laboring on the smokey side of the fire...where we were finding nothing...mentioned it to him...more stories, cough-cough...more anger from the crew...since these holes were 6 foot deep and had to be carefully cut out and sifted...and we knew by then the guy had been working as a greeter at Walmart before this gig <LOL>...so imagine he wanted to drag this out...
Well then the practical jokes were coming fast and furious...because thats what miners do....
One of the guys took gravel from the road bed that was above the area...went through the sifters...the guys alerted the antho...he proceeded to tell some long convoluted story about the flint and river rock...until one of the guys said, well underground when we find this material, we call it JAFR....the anthro tries to sound like he has heard this term before and asks what the whole thing stands for? Just Another F*&^%$# Rock is what the guys said <LOL>
I dug (bad girl) old chicken bones out of the garbage and rolled them in dust...tossed them into one of the pits. The guys all hollered to the Anthro, omg. we found something!
This anthro spent half an hour telling us some story about these ancient bones before we could not hold our laughter any longer...
So when the defense clowns cry and whine about EXPERTS, this is all I can think about <LOL>