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Flourish, you just don't know how much I love it when you do these posts! Of course the Poo post will always be number one, but I can count on you to analyze something just about as deeply if not DEEPER than I would!
Actually, won't the Poo post always be number two? Sorry, couldn't resist
Ones in the shape of a rabbit that can be put on a key chain are one example. If you have ever been to a stagette or organized one they can be bought in assorted shapes and colour and are meant as a joke
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Okay, I don't know how far we can go there on the vibe talk without scaring away the men and causing Salem to come in here and regulate, but...I'll give it shot...These will be from my own personal experiences, too.
First, I'm scared of the sex in the city vibe. And I would NEVER consider it a vibe or a toy. It's a monster. If you have to plug it in a wall, it's too much for me....geez! How much power do you need?
Anyways, I think a "toy vibe" would be one of those really small ones that people give as a gag gift, like I saw one disguised in a lifesavor wrapper, and some that look like lip stick tubes. Now, they are functional, don't get me wrong. But I can't imagine classifying it as a toy unless it was in the "gag gift" section of the speical store.
Yeah, they tell you on all the toys that they are "novelty" only. I don't know why. I guess in case you hurt yourself or someone else with it. Say it overheats and explodes. Can't blame the factory because they told you it wasn't for "real" use.
Anyways, It has no bearing. But it was sure fun to read your breakdown about it!
On the bra, having many bras destroyed by my dogs over the years, I can tell you, if you got fangs and chomping teeth, it's a breeze to tear up a bra! But, in truth, I don't know how long they've had to chew on them when I finally discover it. When I've caught them with the bras and not much time has passed, they knawed on it, but it's still wearable. (do not ask. Ok, yes I will put a safety pin in it and wear it! Bras are expensive! I'll never forget when they tore up my $35 Victoria's secret bras. I wanted to murder them!)
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Ohhh, I had not even thought about those stupid little trinket crappy things! :loser: I assumed since they were kept with condoms (yeah?) that it was an actual sex toy vibrator, not silly gag gift vibrating toy...
Something like this, then: http://www.angelicxxxtoys.com/page2.php?view=productPage&product=246&category=18#
"Flower Power" - Vibrating Keychain" (don't worry, there is nothing remotely explicit on that link--there's a picture of an angel and a photo of the keychain, which looks like a daisy)
I heard "rabbit vibrator" and of course, thought of the rabbit vibrator (which, for the record, uses batteries not a wall plug, but...big batteries
I didn't care when I thought it was the actual rabbit vibrator, well I guess I did care a little in the way that it may or may not have caused friction between MK and AK...but you're telling me it was a little vibrating rabbit as opposed to a rabbit vibrator...I just don't care about that at all, really.
I was expecting this: :fireworks:, but really it was more like this: :waiting:
:beagle:I am happy that my cat only likes to snuggle with my bra, not eat it LOL
Oh yeah, and:
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