NM - Man seeks to identify pooping jogger

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We may may be able to catch her at a concert..

I hear she really loves the "Poo Fighters"!

:guitar: :drumroll:
 
We will have to protect the children from this poo-petrater..

they may really be frightened when she shows up at her favorite character's latest movie...

Yeah.... You guessed it... " Winnie the POOH".

Bwahahahaha!
 
Ya know.... If we get stymied in finding her...

we may want to call in Nancy Poo.... Or the Farty Boys!

what do y'all think?

:waitasec:


(Nancy Drew.... Hardy Boys)
 
She may be hiding from LE in some dark theater...

Watching her favorite movie..."Don't Stand Down Wind"....

You know the one?..... Where handsome Rhet Butler tells Miss Scarlett...

"Frankly, my dear. I don't give a poop! "

:waitasec:
 
We may may be able to catch her at a concert..

I hear she really loves the "Poo Fighters"!

:guitar: :drumroll:

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Instead of blood stains, LE is looking at s**t stains!

(which brings us back to the skid marks...:floorlaugh: )
 
I wonder where she is planning to drop off her next "load"?

I sure hope LE is checking her com-poo-ter for any clues!
:please:
 
I heard she was really "cheeky" when LE caught her a prior time... :behind:

When they asked her where she was from... she replies, "Uranus"!

:silly:
 
LE believes there to be extremely foul play in this case.
 
LE initially named the suspect's former husband as a person of interest in the case, but he was later ruled out after it was determined that the ex lax sufficient evidence to be charged.
 
I understand her husband only became aware about her passed - times on their wedding day... poor guy...
When the reverend asked the time honored question...

She replied, "I Poo!"

When she realized her mistake, she tried covering by saying, "I doo-doo!"

Very sad... :cry:
 
I understand her husband only became aware about her passed - times on their wedding day... poor guy...
When the reverend asked the time honored question...

She replied, "I Poo!"

When she realized her mistake, she tried covering by saying, "I doo-doo!"

Very sad... :cry:

:floorlaugh: :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh:

Wonder where they went on their honeypoo? :biggrin:
 
Then they are going to Crack :)behind:) -atoa.. East of Java!


Hopefully LE will CRACK this case soon!!

A new tip has surfaced in the investigation: LE is reviewing all dispatch and crime scene logs.

:biggrin:
 

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