NM - Man seeks to identify pooping jogger

[margarita25]

I wonder if the surveillance cams, in this case colonoscopy cams, captured anything...

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

I was really hoping for a happy "ending" to this story...lease:

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

The jogger thinks she will,get away with the poo-fect crime...

But little does she know... She left tell-tale skid marks behind...

:no:

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

The owner is quite perturbed with the damage the pooping jogger has done to his flower bed...

When asked by LE if his flowers were okay... He replied...

"No... She "rectum"...

 

[margarita25]

I think we need to call Former Secretary of State Colon Bowel...

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

The perp's family asked her if she was going to run the next marathon...

She replied... "No... I am s*itting ... ahem... sitting...this one out..."

 

[Mystymiss]

that was a stinky thing she did,

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

I heard she was kicked out of the Olympics for using performance enhancers...

Judges said the Ex-Lax gave her the "runs"...

:nono:

 

[margarita25]

Someone said they spotted the suspect up on the poopdeck! :biggrin:


Poop deck - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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In naval architecture, a poop deck is a deck that forms the roof of a cabin built in the rear, or "aft", part of the superstructure of a ship.

 

[margarita25]

After checking the suspect's record, it was found she had many movement violations for rear-ending.

 

[margarita25]

After rechecking the suspect's record, she was also found to have been arrested for poossesion of Immodium AD, with intent to s*it.

 

[margarita25]

The owner of the pooperty asked the judge for a restraining (to push it out) order.

 

[margarita25]

During a neighborhood canvas, LE knocked on the door of the suspect. When asked if she had time to answer a few questions, she said, "No, sorry I gotta go".

 

[margarita25]

The defendant has filed a counter suit against the pd for unnecessary use of force since they sprayed her with pooper spray.

 

[tlcya]

Have they actually caught the turd burglar yet or are you guys just funnin in here??

 

[margarita25]

Have they actually caught the turd burglar yet or are you guys just funnin in here??

Just being goofy in here. I haven't heard any poos, I mean news. :biggrin:

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

Have they actually caught the turd burglar yet or are you guys just funnin in here??

:floorlaugh: "Turd Burglar".... I guess she ran out of poo... She had to start breaking and entering to steal poo from others! :floorlaugh:

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

I hear the FBI is using her Mug ***** in a prevention program...

she is their Poo-ster Child...

 

[margarita25]

I hear the FBI is using her Mug ***** in a prevention program...

she is their Poo-ster Child...

And Moonshots! :behind:

 

[tlcya]

lol, you goofballs