Do you have on your librarian glasses and ugly, ill-fitting shirt?
Haha!
Will some striped pajama bottoms do? Maybe I will cruise through the Starbucks drive thru and pick up a frapp!
I should try my hand at JA poetry.
I like to Von Trapp
I might never taste another frapp
My bff is Donovan Bering
and no I don't like sharing
I don't have mental issues
Someone please bring me a tissue
So I can wipe away fake tears
Been practicing for five years
Thought Troy and I had a chance to date
But now I see he's full of hate
You can believe I'm not a victim of abuse
But I'll put my prison time to good use
Even though I committed a horrible crime,
You should spare my life because it was just one time!
The reason my life should be spared
Is because I can draw and donate hair
See how valuable I am?
Maybe we can recycle those gas cans!
Hmm not bad for my first on the spot try!