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Medicare Part G


You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home care available for you.
So what do you do?


Our plan gives anyone 65 years, or older, a gun (G) and 4 bullets.
You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.


Of course, this means you'll be sent to prison, where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head,
central heating and air conditioning and all the health care you need.


Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.


As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this?
The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a home.


And, you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at it.


Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.


Is this a great country or what?
 
It is eerily quiet in here. Where is everyone, out making mischief on the night before Halloween?
Some brats shot their paint ball gun at our house and got the front door. Geez, don't parents watch their kids anymore?

Some kids did that to my car as I was driving a couple of years ago. I thought I had hit someone. Scared me to death. I stopped, backed up and got out. I yelled loud enough to wake up the whole town. Kids ran away. Parents never showed their faces. :banghead:
 
Medicare Part G


You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home care available for you.
So what do you do?


Our plan gives anyone 65 years, or older, a gun (G) and 4 bullets.
You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.


Of course, this means you'll be sent to prison, where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head,
central heating and air conditioning and all the health care you need.


Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.


As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this?
The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a home.


And, you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at it.


Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.


Is this a great country or what?

:floorlaugh:
Each one of those politicians in Congress needs to pay the US govt. $4.86 Million for shutting down the govt. it cost us the taxpayers, 26 Billion. They need to pony up. Jmo
 
It is eerily quiet in here. Where is everyone, out making mischief on the night before Halloween?
Some brats shot their paint ball gun at our house and got the front door. Geez, don't parents watch their kids anymore?

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Hi In my day they used soap.The


parents themselves would have broke their azz's if they used paint. The disapline days.LOL.:HHJP:
 
Some kids did that to my car as I was driving a couple of years ago. I thought I had hit someone. Scared me to death. I stopped, backed up and got out. I yelled loud enough to wake up the whole town. Kids ran away. Parents never showed their faces. :banghead:

I was in the back of the house when they did it. I just heard the thud on the front door. Hubby was in the basement didn't here a thing but went out shortly after to put the garbage cans out and saw our door is dripping with purple paint. He heard kids in the neighborhood and all the dogs barking. I don't like Halloween.
 
I had to go to the barn today to meet the vet. The farriers were there shoeing and they have to mold the shoes using heat, hammers and electric sander type tools just outside. A huge horse was standing in the cross ties and as I walked closer I could see/smell the sparks. Well so did this horse. He spooked, started backing up, going sideways, broke the cross ties and I was right there. I am not physically able to calm a spooking horse anymore so I threw myself out of the way into the tack room. I opened the door which is wood and half glass, dashed in, shut the door and locked it. Yes locked it. Like the horse was going to try and fit thru a human sized door or use its hoof to unlock it.

A barn hand grabbed the horse and I couldn't figure out how to unlock the door I had just locked. I looked ridiculous. The vet, trainer, farriers and barn hands just laughed. Sometimes I just have to laugh too..
 
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Hi In my day they used soap.The


parents themselves would have broke their azz's if they used paint. The disapline days.LOL.:HHJP:

or Eggs and that is initially what I thought hit the house. Eggs are gross and I hope we can get the paint off in the morning.
 
I had to go to the barn today to meet the vet. The farriers were there shoeing and they have to mold the shoes using heat, hammers and electric sander type tools just outside. A huge horse was standing in the cross ties and as I walked closer I could see/smell the sparks. Well so did this horse. He spooked, started backing up, going sideways, broke the cross ties and I was right there. I am not physically able to calm a spooking horse anymore so I threw myself out of the way into the tack room. I opened the door which is wood and half glass, dashed in, shut the door and locked it. Yes locked it. Like the horse was going to try and fit thru a human sized door or use its hoof to unlock it.

A barn hand grabbed the horse and I couldn't figure out how to unlock the door I had just locked. I looked ridiculous. The vet, trainer, farriers and barn hands just laughed. Sometimes I just have to laugh too..

I think it is healthy to be able to laugh at yourself.
 
Evening all... , it's been a hectic two weeks. Molly, I'm glad you listened to us old folks. The last time I saw my mother alive was Sunday October 20, 1974 at 11:39pm. She died a few hours later at age forty four after several heart attacks. Monday a week ago was the thirty ninth anniversary of her death, and my nephew fell when he tried to get out of bed himself, and my other sister's cat having a stroke and dying in her arms. I hoped the week wouldn't get any worse and thankfully it didn't.

I've been reading books a lot lately, and have come across Jesse James Cummings. I read it in total disbelief that a man would beat a one year old baby to make his mama become a *advertiser censored* he pimped out, after beating her didn't work. He raped, and stabbed to death an eleven year old girl in 1991 and it took Oklahoma seventeen years to kill the s o b. Much too long. These are the people that have crossed that line by choice, and they need killing like a rabid dog, before they cause more hurt. Check out Suffer the Children by Barbara Davis
 
All this talk about Dark Shadows is making me happy. :loveyou:

I once had the Original LP, but sent it to my sister when she was not well, and now it is gone. That is okay, it served it's purpose. It looked like this:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/DARK-SHADOW...-Poster-Philips-PHS-600-314-W73-/231068426218

So, I started googling just now. I see the Box Set is still available, or individual DVD's. I've never used Netflix, so I just googled. It is available at the link below for the full set (best price in a quick searching), or on ebay. Also available from Walmart.com, but I can't tell if those are single episodes, I think they are.

http://www.epopulardvd.com/goods-21...HIPPING.html?gclid=CJiir6XwwLoCFYNxOgodnzEAsg
 
I was in the back of the house when they did it. I just heard the thud on the front door. Hubby was in the basement didn't here a thing but went out shortly after to put the garbage cans out and saw our door is dripping with purple paint. He heard kids in the neighborhood and all the dogs barking. I don't like Halloween.

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Hi Ricki, those aren't kids enjoying Halloween they are vandals:banghead: they should be caught and treated as such. If parents start paying for their bratty kids maybe something will change. I hope it can be removed. :seeya:
 
I had to go to the barn today to meet the vet. The farriers were there shoeing and they have to mold the shoes using heat, hammers and electric sander type tools just outside. A huge horse was standing in the cross ties and as I walked closer I could see/smell the sparks. Well so did this horse. He spooked, started backing up, going sideways, broke the cross ties and I was right there. I am not physically able to calm a spooking horse anymore so I threw myself out of the way into the tack room. I opened the door which is wood and half glass, dashed in, shut the door and locked it. Yes locked it. Like the horse was going to try and fit thru a human sized door or use its hoof to unlock it.

A barn hand grabbed the horse and I couldn't figure out how to unlock the door I had just locked. I looked ridiculous. The vet, trainer, farriers and barn hands just laughed. Sometimes I just have to laugh too..

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Hey Zuri, not too bad :floorlaugh: my friend was locked in the cemetery a month or so ago.:laughcry:
 
Paintball Paint on a Home

· Removing paintball paint from brick homes can be an easy process if you know what ingredients to use. First, wash the area with a soap and water solution (liquid dish detergent will work well). Use your garden hose on a high power stream to break up as much of the stain as possible. Then, use hydrogen peroxide to further work the stain. Paintballs are made from oil-based paint, which breaks up easily when in contact with hydrogen peroxide. Dab a cloth or a few cotton balls in the peroxide and rub over the paintball stain until all the paint has been removed. Rinse again with the garden hose to remove any excess paint or peroxide residue.

Paintball Paint on a Car

· To remove paintball paint from a car exterior, first wash the car like you normally would. Use a mild car-washing detergent, warm water and a sponge or cloth. Then dry the area with a towel. Use a bug-and-tar-removing product by dabbing a few drops onto a cloth or paper towel, then rubbing over the paintball stain. Repeat as necessary until the paintball paint has been removed, then rinse the area to remove any additional paintball paint or cleaning-product residue.

Attach a spray nozzle gun to a garden hose and turn the hose on. Spray the area where the paintball hit the wall. Rinse as much of the paint off as possible.

Mix 1 tsp. of mild detergent into a mop bucket full of warm water. Dip a nonabrasive scrub pad or sponge into the water and mix the soap in until bubbles form.

Wash the area where the paintball hit the wall until the remainder of the paint is gone. Scrub in circular, up and down and side-to-side motions to get it all off. Rinse the detergent off the siding with the spray hose until soap bubbles disperse.

Dry Paintball Paint

Soak the area with the garden hose.

Spray on the all-purpose stain remover and allow it to set on the surface for as long as the directions on the label recommend.

Scrub the area with the nonabrasive scrub pad until all paint loosens.

Rinse off the paint and stain remover and then wash the area with the soapy water. Rinse clean with the garden hose.

Hope this helps!
 
Gotta admit that Michael Jackson's Thriller video is awesome.

Quoting from Wikipedia:

Thriller proved to have a profound effect on popular culture,[3][4] and was named "a watershed moment for the [music] industry"[2] for its unprecedented merging of filmmaking and music.

Not to mention the choreography.
 
HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!

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Has anyone heard from Princess??? Does anyone know how here surgery went yesterday????


Happy Halloween to All!!!
 
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

It's 80 degrees here today and my candy will melt. :floorlaugh:

I'm thinking about wearing my bathing suit to scare the kids tonight. That surely would do it! :lol:
:dunno:
:laughcry:
 
raining and turning cooler here - doubt there will be any kids tonight. Darn, I guess I will have to eat the candy!!!! Yesterday, we were at 80 degrees Daisy.
 
OMG...this is one of the top stories on the MSN website right now.

Kanye West says when it comes to fashion, Kim Kardashian reigns supreme over every woman, including Michelle Obama. :floorlaugh:

I guess everyone is entitled to their own opinion. :facepalm:

Like anyone cares what he thinks and how the heck did he become a fashion expert? Celebrities can be so full of themselves.

to me, they are both ugly.
 
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