I know some of the side bar regulars don't really want to discuss CMJA, yet I'm bursting with this one.
I haven't ready any of the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy, but I do remember it being discussed here earlier this summer. What strikes me as really crazy is that missy has now posted a review of these three books on her "book club" website.
Does it make any sense to people that she would have read this series, given the story line of the trilogy? As a supposed survivor of DV, why would she want to read these books? Who in their right mind would have sent these books to her?
Here's her review:
" The Fifty Shades trilogy is not the best writing, but at its core, it's a great modern-day fairy tale where she rescues him. The kinky sex is gratuitous and excessive to the point of monotony. I found myself slamming pages when it came to that so I could hurry up and get back to the good part - the plot - which included danger, conspiracy, big new money, jet-setting, photoshoots, philanthropy, family, Freudian psychology, rare books, higher education, a broken childhood, stalkers' exes, a cat fight, helicopter rides, a helicopter crash, and, of course, true love." -- Jodi Arias
I am dumbfounded.
BBM I don't mind talking about missy :jail:, if there's some newsworthy thing happening with the trial or some other articles, etc., but if it's just to say how much we hate her, blah, blah, blah, I get bored with that. No one likes her, so it's a moot point in my eyes. :deadhorse:
I guess she can read whatever she wants to. I didn't know there was a "plot" to the books, as I didn't read them. I wonder what she considers "true Love"? :hills: Maybe she likes the "photoshoots" parts because she is a "Professional Photographer" or her "broken childhhod". :liar: :scared:
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Fifty sheds of grey
The novel "Fifty Shades Of Grey" has seduced women - and baffled blokes.
Now a spoof, Fifty Sheds Of Grey, offers a treat for the men. The book has
author Colin Grey recounting his love encounters at the bottom of the garden.
Here are some extracts...
Fifty Sheds Of Grey
We tried various positions - round the back, on the side, up against a
wall...
but in the end we came to the conclusion the bottom of the garden was
the only place for a good shed.
She stood before me, trembling in my shed.
"I'm yours for the night," she gasped, "You can do whatever you want with
me."
So I took her to McDonalds.
She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then
harder until finally it came.
I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot.
Ever since she read THAT book, I've had to buy all kinds of ropes, chains and
shackles.
She still manages to get into the shed, though.
"Put on this rubber suit and mask," I instructed, calmly.
"Mmmm, kinky!" she purred.
"Yes," I said, "You can't be too careful with all that asbestos in the shed
roof."
"I'm a very naughty girl," she said, biting her lip. "I need to be
punished."
So I invited my mum to stay for the weekend.
"Harder!" she cried, gripping the workbench tightly. "Harder!"
"Okay," I said. "What's the gross national product of Nicaragua?"
I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window.
Despite my concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had come up a treat.
"Are you sure you can take the pain?" she demanded, brandishing stilettos.
"I think so," I gulped. "Here we go, then," she said, and showed me the
receipt.
"Hurt me!" she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench.
"Very well," I replied. "You've got fat ankles and no dress sense."
"Are you sure you want this?" I asked. "When I'm done, you won't be able to
sit down for weeks."
She nodded.
"Okay," I said, putting the three-piece suite on eBay.
"Punish me!" she cried. "Make me suffer like only a real man can!"
"Very well," I replied, leaving the toilet seat up.
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:facepalm:
arty:
