Sounds great! I think I got half-way through each song and lost my inspiration... sometimes my "muse" abandons me at the most inopportune times (lyricus interruptus).
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I think this is how the convicted lying torture-murderess would modify the lyrics:
I feel so bad I got a murd'rous mind
I'm so lonesome all the time
Since I left my grandma behind
In Sis-ki-you
Saving nickels saving dimes
Plotting ‘til the sun don't shine
Looking forward to bloodier times
From Sis-ki-you
I'm going back someday
Come what may
To Sis-ki-you
Where my grandma’s fine
And the room is mine
In Sis-ki-you
Where those greasy spoons
With their country tunes
If I could only see
That familiar sunrise
Through beady eyes
How happy I'd be
Gonna see my grandma again
Gonna be with my only friend
Maybe I'll feel better again
In Sis-ki-you
Sketching nickels painting dimes
Posing ‘til the sun don't shine
Looking backward to burglary times
In Sis-ki-you
I'm going back someday
Come what may
To Sis-ki-you
Where my grandma’s fine
And the room is mine
In Sis-ki-you
Where those greasy spoons
With their country tunes
If I could only see
That familiar sunrise
Through beady eyes
How happy I'd be
Doggy Boy of mine
By my side
The Dido tune
And my rented car ride
It’s some sweet day
Since I slashed away
This hurting inside
Well I'll never be blue
My dreams come true
In Sis-ki-you
[With apologies to Roy Orbison and Joe Melson]